Slap Jortz

To perform extraordinary acts of human ability but only in the presence of unattractive members of the opposite sex.

“Did you just backflip in front of that uggo? That slap Jortz!”

by Cranham February 10, 2023

National Jorts Day

National Jorts day is April 5th

You: “what Do we wear tomorrow?” (it’s April 4th)
Ms. Farrell: Jorts duh it’s national Jorts day!”

by Ueded April 5, 2024

struggle jorts

Struggle Jorts: anytime jorts are worn outside of urban areas as a tactical article. Such as rural areas. The uniform of a streamer that stands on business.

Example: That Omega Chad Twitch streamer went camping and slept in his struggle jorts and huntin' cap to avoid skeeters.

by Thewizardcapallday June 17, 2024

God came on my jorts

When your day goes poorly in an unforeseen yet entirely unsurprising way.

“Yeah a bird just shat on me!”

“No way dude.”

“Yeah it’s like god came on my jorts!”

by Dionysus’ dick November 6, 2023