When someone you have never met before sells you terrible weed. And you get that look Michael Jordan had when he hit six threes in the first half againist The Portland Trail Blazers. After the last three hit by jordan he gave a look like i dont know what the fuck is going on.
Adam: Jim where did you get that stinky ass weed?
Jim: (Gives Michael Jordan Weed Look without response.)
Jim: (Gives Michael Jordan Weed Look without response.)
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used by Jordans worldwide, a kind of twisted logic which only makes sense to Jordans or close personal freinds of such people, who have, over time, become accustomed to this odd use of langauge.
also known as Jordan-Slang, Jordan Rhyming-Slang, or most commonly "what the fuck? speak normally you twat."
also known as Jordan-Slang, Jordan Rhyming-Slang, or most commonly "what the fuck? speak normally you twat."
"in a beef lizard"
in short, translated means:
"in a beef" - beef meaning roast, raost rhyming with toast, toast you have with jam, jam is made from strawberries and they contain straws. straws are a tube, tubes are like london. london is the capital. capital is money. i have £4. this is little.
"Lizard" - in greek Sauros. similar to sauron from lord of the rings. there is a race called orcs. ORCS contains almost all the letters in the name OSCAR. oscar wilde. wilde sounds like while.
so, in short, "in beef lizard" is translated into "in a while"
For example:
"Jordan 'insert last name here', are you coming out?"
"In beef lizard"
"Okay what time?"...etc
This is a simple explanation of Jordan-Logic
in short, translated means:
"in a beef" - beef meaning roast, raost rhyming with toast, toast you have with jam, jam is made from strawberries and they contain straws. straws are a tube, tubes are like london. london is the capital. capital is money. i have £4. this is little.
"Lizard" - in greek Sauros. similar to sauron from lord of the rings. there is a race called orcs. ORCS contains almost all the letters in the name OSCAR. oscar wilde. wilde sounds like while.
so, in short, "in beef lizard" is translated into "in a while"
For example:
"Jordan 'insert last name here', are you coming out?"
"In beef lizard"
"Okay what time?"...etc
This is a simple explanation of Jordan-Logic
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She is sexy, and is very sensual. Other girls see this as a threat. She never turns down a party and will always be open-minded. She is the best possible girlfriend, she loves like no other but she does tend to get bored. You'll fall quick like you've been hooked by a siren and you'll never want another women the same way.
She is sexy, and is very sensual. Other girls see this as a threat. She never turns down a party and will always be open-minded. She is the best possible girlfriend, she loves like no other but she does tend to get bored. You'll fall quick like you've been hooked by a siren and you'll never want another women the same way.
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Get the Jordan Huxhold mug.A Jordo knows whatsup. A Jordo is athletic and crazy sexy. And always down to party in the USA. Jordo will make you laugh every minute your around them. A Jordo tends to break hearts because they fall in and out of love easily. But a Jordo will settle for that one someone once they have found them. A Jordo can be extremely private so you may have to open up first, but once a Jordo trusts you, there is no turning back.
"OMG that girl over there is out of her mind!"
"That's a Jordo!"
"Wow, she is hysterical."
"Hm, she is probably a Jordo."
"That's a Jordo!"
"Wow, she is hysterical."
"Hm, she is probably a Jordo."
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