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Nick Jonas

A teenage boy who look likes to pretend he's the next Mick Jagger. Wears a purity ring to omit a sense of righteousness among the hordes of pre-teen band worshipers who don't know any better. His vocals are more nasal, monotone and screechy than Miley Cyrus (neither which can carry a damn vibrato!). His guitar puts the modern music industry to shame (Keith Richards can kick his ass ANYDAY). Tweenies enjoy drolling over him, despite the fact that he looks like my grandfather's left nut.
Nick Jonas is a cocky, talentless, wanna-be singer/guitarist (note I didn't say lyricist. They do not write their own songs!) who hopefully will land in rehab somewhere
by Weezernatorr October 1, 2008
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Jonas

Jonas is a Latin common but well-known name.
He's nice, attractive, intelligent, thoughtful, gorgeous, friendly and has a good sense of humor.
Even though he doesn't think so, he's a strong personality and can deal with problems.
by DropDeadCasanova April 25, 2009
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Jonas brothers

WOW!!! Jonas brothers is really gay.
common people richard simmions
by ryanodom8 May 14, 2009
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Jonas Brothers

three kids who wish they could sing FAKES!! Fuckheads

Joe Jonas: pretends to be able to sing
Kevin: cant sing or dance...not aloud to talk
Nick: sings and dances and plays guitar and pinano....still sucks penis
Girl: "I Loovvveee the Jonas BRothers!!!"
Person with brain: STFU!!!!
by pureevil1990 May 19, 2009
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3 talentless pricks who sing shitty pop songs which 6-17 year old females(and some males) tend to like
girl: OMG!!! I LUV THE JONAS BROTHERS!!!!
boy: OMG SO DO I!!!!!!!
person who likes good music:you guys are retarded listening to them! You dont know good music!!!!
boy and girl:ZOMG SHUT UP! *runs away crying*
by talksomeshit October 10, 2009
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Jonas Brothers

Scum of the scum of the music world. Untalented, overrated, and loved by millions of mindless teenage girls. Mostly famous for their looks. The killing blow to any respect I ever gave the music industry.

Most fans are between the ages of 8-14, have little to no individuality, and can't type worth shit. Extremely annoying.
"OMJ!!!! I luv da jonas brothers soooo much! <33333 Deys soooo talented!!!"

Please, shut up, you sound like a retard.
by The Lovely Miss Misery November 5, 2008
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Hey that band is a bunch of Jonas Brothers
by hobojo94 May 28, 2009
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