jinx cloud

Someone with perennial bad luck. If something can go from bad to worse and it just does, and you leave bad karma in your wake, you are a jinx cloud.

Matty has fibromyalgia and his laptop holder fell on him, all bruised up, that dude is a total jinx cloud. He also has bad parking karma, no app can help him.

by Chewmonster September 26, 2012

high jinx

The act of simply getting your feline friend completely stoned.( named after jinx the cat from meet the parents)

Yo, i just totally high jinx'd my cat, lol.

by dick jokeington October 2, 2014

JINX

A cheating lying bitch who thinks they’re the worlds most important and damaged person

Guy1 : Man, My ex was a jinx

Guy2: Damn bro that must have sucked

by AverageHaterOfPeople May 20, 2022

Bed jinxed

When you someone say the same word at the same time with you, the other person is jinxed and you get to have sex with them

“Hi!” Tina, “Hi!” Sam, “OMG we just said the same word!!” exclaims Sam, “Does this mean that we have to have sex now?” Asks Tina, “Yeah bend over cause I just bed jinxed you!” Screams Sam

by Doodlebreath May 27, 2018

Jinx California

Typically, 2 or more people will say the same word, phrase, sentence, etc. and then proceed to say "jinx" and count from 1 to 10. To save time, you can say "jinx california" because they already have 10 letters. The rules in regular jinx still apply here. Just that you can add "california" to the end of jinx to beat the person you've said the same word, phrase, sentence, etc. with.

"Shut up."
"Shut up."

"Jinx California! (skip counting 1 to 10 out loud)"

by Peacherino December 28, 2021

Half-Jinx

Half-Jinx has the same rules as a normal jinx (saying the same word/sentence with another person and you tell “JINX”), except for this scenario a “Half-Jinx” counts towards phrases with the same idea/meaning rather than exact wording.

Person A: This is dumb
Person B: This is stupid
*dramatic stare between the two*
Person A and B: HALF-JINX

by spider-seahorse man March 1, 2021

eyebrow jinx

Yelled when you’re vibing with your boo and you wiggle/raise your eyebrows suggestively at each other at the same time.

“Last night my boo and I were about to get down and we eyebrow jinxed. So funny”

by anonymous June 3, 2023