Farting jellyfish

The unfortunate side effect of spending time in a body of water (such as a pool or bath) after being on the receiving end of anal sex.

I went for a swim after getting bummed by several flamboyant gentlemen and to my astonishment I found I kept farting jellyfish.

by Jellyfish Duke September 10, 2019

combat jellyfish

Commonly found in a male shower in the combat zone. See sperm.

I always wear sandals when I use the shower to avoid stepping on a combat jellyfish.

by Montag14 September 15, 2013

drain jellyfish

When a man jizzes into any basin of water, such as a sink, toilet, shower, or bathtub, and the jizz coagulates into a cohesive, gelatinous mass floating underneath the water - the resulting load of semen resembles a jellyfish.

Eww dude is that a drain jellyfish? Let me use a different sink.

by ioctl April 6, 2016

Dusty Jellyfish

An elderly woman's vagina.

I had some nice dusty jellyfish last night.

by Niles Jones May 2, 2010

rabid jellyfish

A person getting a BJ while jumping on a trampoline. The one giving the job gets his/her mouth full of saliva and penile fluids, and then drools it all over the male scrotum. When finished the flailing scrotum will resemble a rabid jellyfish.

Boy: Wow, grandma, that was a mean rabid jellyfish you gave me last night. It gave me so much duck butter it was hard to sleep.

Grandma: Just giving you a little taste of the 20s boy.

by Phatty_Chatty March 3, 2008

Jellyfish Sex

A form of foreplay in which one gives the male partisipant head while tugging on his pubes (jellyfish tentacles) and licking his sac (the squishy part of the jellyfish)

Mark: Dude, my girlfriend gave me glorious head last night
Rob: Duuuuuude, did she finally agree to give you jellyfish sex?
Mark: Heck yes!

by nOOms April 10, 2011

urban jellyfish

A used condom discarded within an urban setting such as a busy street or project courtyard.

Ahhh shit, the other day I slipped on an urban jellyfish lying on my stoop and almost wrecked my new dunks. Then later I seen my two pit-bulls playing tug-o-war with the same jellyfish and it snapped, the jiz was all over their face.

by John Ryan April 22, 2006