The thin disposable paper device provided for patrons of public toilets so their delicate ass cheeks don't touch the toilet seat which is probably full of dried urine and discharges from other people's anal boils. Can be worn around the neck and sort of looks like a vest when worn in that manner.
I had to hover above the bowl and do a bombadier because they were all out of Texas Dinner Jackets and there appeared to be some blood and feces on the toilet seat.
by Mr. Tapeworm June 11, 2006
Get the Texas Dinner Jacket mug.A high school or college athlete - often times a football, lacrosse, or baseball player - who won't go out in public without sporting his team gear. Jacketeers are either rocking their team-issued sweats, warm ups, or team jacket (hense the word "jacketeer") everywhere they go. Why?
Because Jacketeers are obsessed with getting casual observers (especially lacrosstitutes and cheerleaders) to realise they're on the team, mostly because they're searching for some type of recognition they don't get on the field, since they're always bench warmers.
The Jacketeer is the douche who's always saying at parties "Yo, what time's practice tomorrow?" whenever there are girls around. This is a pathetic attempt to make sure every vaj on campus knows he's on the team. He has no idea his teammates think he's a joke.
Because Jacketeers are obsessed with getting casual observers (especially lacrosstitutes and cheerleaders) to realise they're on the team, mostly because they're searching for some type of recognition they don't get on the field, since they're always bench warmers.
The Jacketeer is the douche who's always saying at parties "Yo, what time's practice tomorrow?" whenever there are girls around. This is a pathetic attempt to make sure every vaj on campus knows he's on the team. He has no idea his teammates think he's a joke.
Dude #1: How much you guys wanna bet that freshman wears his team sweats to the party tonight? Worst Jacketeer in history.
Dude #2: I'll be surprised if he does't show up in Under Armour tight gear w/ his name and number on the back.
Dude #1: I bet he fucks w/ his elbow pads on.
Dude# #2: You know he's gonna get a tattoo w/ two lax sticks in the formation of an "X" on his calf, w/ his number and team logo, right?
Dude #2: Please tell me you're joking. Thats it. We're gonna hafta keep putting this dude through initiate til he quits. What a tool shed.
Dude #2: I'll be surprised if he does't show up in Under Armour tight gear w/ his name and number on the back.
Dude #1: I bet he fucks w/ his elbow pads on.
Dude# #2: You know he's gonna get a tattoo w/ two lax sticks in the formation of an "X" on his calf, w/ his number and team logo, right?
Dude #2: Please tell me you're joking. Thats it. We're gonna hafta keep putting this dude through initiate til he quits. What a tool shed.
by Rye Pie February 1, 2008
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Man #1 : Why doesn't Chris get a new Carhartt? The one he has is old and dirty.
Man #2 : What, you don't like his Canadian Dinner Jacket?
Man #2 : What, you don't like his Canadian Dinner Jacket?
by stronghands March 19, 2008
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Get the Jacket Bastard mug."I'm tired of tha motherfuckin' jacket sweatin' my gang while I'm chillin' in the shack." -Eazy E (N.W.A. - "Fuck Tha Police")
by Nick D January 31, 2004
Get the the jacket mug."yellow jacket alligater" is a redneck name for a bumblebee. yellow jacket alligaters are usualy big and very ferocious. they have an alligater head, a bee body, devil wings, and a tooth on their butt for stinging.
The word originated in Yermo CA, by Colt Hare
The word originated in Yermo CA, by Colt Hare
City boy: Wow, did u see the size of that bee?
Redneck 1: No man, that was no bee that was a yellow jacket alligater.
Redneck 2: OH SHIT RUN!
City boy: why?
Redneck 2: Those things with kill you dead thats why!
Redneck 1: No man, that was no bee that was a yellow jacket alligater.
Redneck 2: OH SHIT RUN!
City boy: why?
Redneck 2: Those things with kill you dead thats why!
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