Ists

The alternative to istg (I swear to God)

Ists is; I swear to Satan

Bro ists if you don’t stop chewing with your mouth open I will kill you..

by Korokyama January 16, 2022

andra ist cooler als dzejlan

bin cooler als du🥳🥳🥳

andra ist cooler als dzejlan und das kann keiner ändern

by andraistcool June 2, 2020

Dut-ist

This refers to South African students who are studying at the Durban University of Technology. Associated with being 'top fives ' in South Africa.

The 'fees must fall' movement is highly supported by a Dut-ist, thus enhancing equal education.

by Bantubonke Mzileni February 6, 2021

Weirdest-ist

weirder than weirdest

someone:youre the weirdest person ever!
you: yeah? well youre the weirdest-ist!

by Sister.alexx November 6, 2020

Hairline-ist

Where someone makes fun of your hairline

"Your hairline is so far back! You're balding!"

"I'm not balding, that's hairline-ist!"

by urmum124 April 20, 2022

IST

The Immobile Stoplight Texter (IST) is a driver that misses the light turn green at a stop because they are busy with their phone or other portable device, causing whoever may be behind them to wait. Depending on the amount of lanes, two or more 'isters' may pull a multiple IST at the light if they are counting on the movement of each other in their peripherals to cue them to go.

A: Sorry I'm late, these two idiots pulled a double IST three times in a row and nobody near the front had the balls to honk them on.

B: That's nothing. Last week, these three stooges pulled a triple IST while I was hitting my car pipe just long enough for a cop to pull up and catch my shit. Thank Jebus that new texting while driving law passed-- pig was so pissed about the isters that all he needed was a reason to bust their asses, so I was home free!

by DuckLucker October 21, 2012

mathe ist ein arsch

the german song saying that math is ass

Sandra du musst langsam mal ein bisschen besser werden in Mathe
Aber das macht kein' Spaß
Du wirst Mathe dein Leben lang brauchen
Mathe ist so, boah ey ich weiß nicht
Mathe ist einfach sehr, sehr wichtig
Mathe ist soo...
MATHE IST EIN ARSCH-

by anonymous April 4, 2025