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Instagram Pretty

The phenomenon where mediocre to slightly unsightly girls’ physical appearances benefit in photo form from Instagram filters.
Matthew: Yo, so what does that girl you hooked up with look like?

Mark: Ehh. She's ok, well Instagram Pretty.

Luke: So on Facebook, she's a 7 but in real-life actually a 4?

John: Yeah bruh!
by Marc Suckerburg August 13, 2012
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instagram hero

Narrator- "He deleted the photos. He doesn't want anyone to see the photos. It might make him a Instagram Hero."
by ZoDy TeA March 28, 2019
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Instagram Moderators

Stupid people who will leave illicit photos of children up but will take down anything remotely edgy or far right. Often known for quick action against "hate speech", unless it is calls for violence by communists.

Seemingly promoters of degeneracy.
User 1: Did you see that nasty image? They looked barely 12!
User 2: Yeah, I reported it 4 times, but the Instagram Moderators said there was nothing wrong with it.
by Canuck Crusader November 23, 2019
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Instagram model

Some girl that posts selfies and booty pics on Instagram and photoshops them a lot and makes little girls who see them feel bad about themselves.
They tend to wear loads of makeup, and lie about plastic surgery. They pretend to make 18+ content on Patreon and OnlyFans, but never post and make people waste their money.
If you broke up with one of them they'll accuse you of abuse and start a fundraiser against you to get more money.
Fake ass

Racist and blackfish
Alice: OMG, did you see Instagram model's new Instagram pic? I wanna be just like her!
Jim: No, she's a fake b**** don't bother.
by annbananyyy October 30, 2021
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Instagram Age

A modern movement where individuals are more concerned about how they are perceived on Instagram or other social media, rather than how they treat people in real life.
When someone will comment on your post but will not say “hi” in real life. This is a prime example of the Instagram Age.
by The_Truth_Seeker May 27, 2018
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Instagram-Ghosting

Instagram-ghosting is when you add someone on Instagram just to get them to follow you back then as soon as they do you unfollow them hoping they wont notice. People do this to gain more followers than adds and to appear popular.
Sometimes people add lists of people in bulk and unfollow them again in bulk. This usually cultivates tens of followers and likes.

It's quite rude and needy.
Instagram-Ghosting: I thought this model added me on instagram because they liked my pictures but as soon as they got my follow-back they Instagram-ghosted me.

An Instagram-Ghost followed me on instagram today.
by Beccajordanna July 24, 2017
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Instagram karma

A theory created by girls. If a girl compliments other girls on Instagram enough then she will receive good comments from other girls on her own Instagram posts.
"Catherine just commented 'you're perfect' on Bree's Instagram"

"She just wants Instagram karma for her lame pics"
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