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Your life

A dumd joke that has been repeated and was made by accident.
by Insert dumd name here March 21, 2021
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Your Life

"What's Your Life?"
"A unfunny joke."
by absolutely-definitive May 26, 2021
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Swear On Your Life Don't Gas

A UK Slang For The American Slang “On God No Cap
by KingHassan February 15, 2025
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《.7.9.7.6.》Cafeterias, Yo, Change Your Energy, Change Your Life You Cafeteria, Yo《.7.9.7.6.》
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You may be tempted to streamline your affairs over the coming year but don’t go to extremes. Instead, be pragmatic and aim to reform your life just a day at a time. That way you are less likely to throw out things you are still going to need.
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We're biting for your life

What lobster parents say when they take a small nip out of their youngsters' tails so that if a lobsterman catches the lobsters sometime later, he has to throw them back. The amended v-notch law now states that if you catch a lobster that has a bit missing from its tail where a v-notch could have been, you have to throw it back, since it might have been previously v-notched by a fisherman to mark it as an egg-bearing female.
Lobster mom: We're biting for your life.
Lobstermen: What about **our** lives?? You're reducing our income by preventing us from harvesting a lot of legal lobsters!
by QuacksO December 5, 2017
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