A hunorous term for personal lubricant --- a warming and/or soothing slippery liquid/gel that is applied to the "contact areas" prior to intercourse, so that both the guy and the gal get a more comfy "ride".
Hottie #1: Yo! Why the groaning and crossed legs, Girl?
Hottie #2: Oh, it's just my new boyfriend, hunny --- he's so "big" and enthusiastic that I always feel sore "down there" for a while after we "do it".
Hottie #1: Aw, major bummer, sweetie --- you guys shoulda used saddle-soap!
Hottie #2: Oh, it's just my new boyfriend, hunny --- he's so "big" and enthusiastic that I always feel sore "down there" for a while after we "do it".
Hottie #1: Aw, major bummer, sweetie --- you guys shoulda used saddle-soap!
by QuacksO January 11, 2015
When a woman, or man, after defacating sits on their partners face without wiping. The respective partner then proceeds to perform cunnilingus of the anus/rectal area
Charlene had so much Indian food last night, we went back to my place where she gave me a warm saddle.
by LazerBlazer November 19, 2014
The space in which one has neither a penis nor a vagina. A smooth saddle is a smooth place in which a sexual organ would be located.
Jim - Yo that girl was bad, did you smash??
Simon - Naw bro, I was about to but as soon as I headed down there all I saw was a smooth saddle.
Simon - Naw bro, I was about to but as soon as I headed down there all I saw was a smooth saddle.
by distress November 29, 2016
P1: If we ride the donkey then we will have a great time. We are having a great time, therefore we are riding the donkey.
P2: Stop saddling the ass you ass-saddler.
P2: Stop saddling the ass you ass-saddler.
by AbbaJoe March 28, 2018
by Yoursisterjenny December 30, 2019
Me: Hey guess who I took home yesterday? I have a new Saddle sister.I rode that Dick for hours last night.
Friend : please tell me its not my ex ? I don't need you for my saddle sister he add to my family he s been around so much its like we should have reunion.
Friend : please tell me its not my ex ? I don't need you for my saddle sister he add to my family he s been around so much its like we should have reunion.
by Stay slow January 13, 2021
Blazing The Saddle is the act of having sex while smoking a bong.
Blazin The Saddle is where a male inserts his hard penis into a females vagina. Then said female takes a bong rip while the male grabs her hips and hold on for the ride.
Blazin The Saddle is where a male inserts his hard penis into a females vagina. Then said female takes a bong rip while the male grabs her hips and hold on for the ride.
Penelope could not buck Barnaby while Blazing The Saddle.
Blazing The Saddle is the act of having sex while smoking a bong.
Blazin The Saddle is where a male inserts his hard penis into a females vagina. Then said female takes a bong rip while the male grabs her hips and hold on for the ride.
Blazing The Saddle is the act of having sex while smoking a bong.
Blazin The Saddle is where a male inserts his hard penis into a females vagina. Then said female takes a bong rip while the male grabs her hips and hold on for the ride.
by PB&Jelly69 April 10, 2021