Grave knobbing

An act which takes place in a cemetery in front of a gravestone. The horny man digs a small hole in the ground in front of the gravestone then places a fleshlight in it. He then proceeds to fuck the fleshlight really hard while making eye contact with the gravestone of a loved one. A true definition of pure love.
My weekend was great thanks! I went and visited my beloved wife Ruth at the cemetery and had a good ole' grave knobbing!
by Parksman0606 February 08, 2019
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this is mah grave

During Hunter's (The Golden Guard) mental breakdown down in The Owl House, Eclipse Lake (S2EP9) he dug his own grave due to failing another mission for his abusive uncle because he'd rather be dead than go back empty handed.
Please take this child to therapy he's only 16. Owl House viewers, you know what I'm talking about. Non-Owl House viewers, check the show out I completely recommend
Hunter: Since I failed my last mission I thought "Hey! A chance to make up for it!" But I can't go back empty handed! HAHAHAHAHA! Not again. Long story short, this is mah grave. What me to make you one too?
by itsnotmagic_itsalchemy November 25, 2021
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8 Graves

A two man band focusing on the music genre alternative/indie.

Most known for their song called "Numb" and "bury me low"
Person 1: do you know 8 graves?
Person 2: No, what's 8 graves?
Person 1: They're a alternative two man band who made the song called "numb"
by ElongMusty March 28, 2022
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grave crime

a very serious crime for which a person will normally be sent to the Crown Court for trial e.g., robbery, murder or indecent assault
'The Korean Central News Agency said... that the court found the two US Journalist women guilty of committing an unspecified "grave crime" and illegally crossing into North Korea.'
by Sharp12 June 08, 2009
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richie graves

guy that cant stop playing with himself but yet has a small penis,gets all the girls until he gets them in bed and they realize how small of a penis he has.wont shut up and is always bothering someone.thinks he is a big shot but to tell you the truth he's not.
richie graves is a total wierdo
by patriotsfan819 May 25, 2015
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Grave Mongler

A Grave Mongler involves two parts: The "Jumper" and the "Mongler"

Once a fresh grave is chosen, remove the body, and designate one person to be the jumper and the other the mongler.

The Jumper will jump on the deceased's stomach, while the mongler waits at either the vagina or anus for the bodily fluids to emerge.
Since I'm a Grave Mongler, I'd like to Mongle that ginger-kid's mom.
by Kitty696968 February 18, 2009
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grave-rocker

Person who dates a considerably older person for monetary gain and/or status.
Anna Nicole Smith was a total grave-rocker chasing after Old Man Marshall.
by Guinness08 November 26, 2009
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