impedence

A measurement (in Ohms) of how much an electrical circuit pushes back when it's pushed.

The phone/phono jack input to an amp is usually a high-impedence circuit. It will not allow a high amount of current to flow into the amp. Woofers on the other hand are low-impedence devices which allow a large current flow from the amp to provide a massive amount of power to the people...unless you push too much and smoke em.

by hillsurfer March 28, 2007

Imports Suck ASS

All Honda S2000s look like shit, and don't even deserve to drive on American made roads. Get that import shit out of here.

Your Honda S2000 looks, sounds, and drives like a piece of shit floatin' down the river.

by importsblow April 3, 2003

importality

The act of becoming so important in ones own reality as to become imortal.

A-Dawgg & Lyndz have reached the very apex of IMPORTALITY.

by Dr. Lyndsy .BK & AdamO October 21, 2006

Important Kitten Business

Noun - Refers to a task or objective, the importance of which is appreciated only by the one doing it (such as the sort of activities kittens engage in with great enthusiasm).

(Note: The word "kitten" can be substituted with any other noun to cater to a specific situation involving non-kitten entities, for example, "Important Government Business," "Important Stoner Business," or "Important Jesus Business". Additionally, use of the word "kitten" can be retained for ironic effect even when the object of comment is not a kitten.)

Specific:

Q: "What is Snickers doing with that shoelace?"
A: "Important Kitten Business!"

Q: "Amigo has been scratching around in the litter box for like, ten minutes now."
A: "He must be doing Important Kitten Business!"

General:
Q: "What's that police roadblock all about?"
A: "Important police business!"

Q: "What is Rush Limbaugh yelling about?"
A: "Important kitten business!"

by Amiiigo!!! August 20, 2013

impediment

Obstruction

The impediment is manifested.

by Larstait November 7, 2003

Imports Suck ASS

Is a term by people that 8 cylinders is a better starting point for modding a car that with 4 cylinders. These are usually the people that understand there is no replacement for displacement.

Imports suck ass because when your asleep at 2 a.m. and hear some ungodly sound out in the parking lot reving up there engine.

by bfab December 1, 2006

Monster Import

The best energy drink. EVER.

"While in Europe last summer at the Spanish Moto GP, we saw a cool re-sealable can and knew it would be perfect for monster. The company said, 'only available in Europe.' We said, 'B.S., we gotta have it!' Next stop Amsterdam, Holland and a specialty plant to fill the funky can with our new super premium Monster import formula. Monster import has a clean, smooth Euro-flavor, less calories, but still gets you off as good as the orgional"
-Monster Energy

"if you can open and close the can with one hand you probably dated a lot when you were younger."

Person 1: Have you ever had a Monster Import?

Person 2: No. Whats that?

Person 1: *Shoots person 2 in the foot*

by addicted2energydrinks August 26, 2009