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Humans

Humans are assholes
by @Qhaslanded September 12, 2017
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Human

A) Also known as "cannon fodder".
Inferior beeing who lives a useless life without meaning or reason. Exploits the resources of the planet "Earth". Humans are stupid, and the natural pray of "Aliens".
Must be eliminated at all costs.

B) Someone weak-minded.
Haha, you human scum!
Why dont you dare? Are you human or what?
by UltimateOne June 7, 2004
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human

The third most intelligent creature inhabiting planet Earth. Omnivorous by nature, it is designed to eat animals and plants. Some of them, though, eat only plants claiming animal cruelty is bad. This is a lie. They are not humans, but an inferior race called vegans. If you meet one, run away as fast as you can and eat a cow. Humans claim they are more intelligent than dolphins because the animals have not constructed civilizations and advanced culturally, instead they spend their time playing, feeding, and mating. This same concept proves dolphins are more intelligent/
I am a human, I eat animals, I eat vegetables, I was created to destoy earth.
by hugo122 September 14, 2008
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Humanity

I hate all of humanity.
by The Amazing Pickle June 14, 2018
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humane

An alternative spelling for the word human, allegedly used by dogs as some members of the species Canis Lupus mistakenly adopted this spelling from an organization named the Humane Society, with which the said species historically had positive relations.
Human: Do you want to go for a walk?
Dog: Yes, yes, humane, I needs to poo. Lemme out!
by Avisottda April 22, 2017
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human

WHAT THE FUCK ARE U A FUCKING ALIEN TO LOOK THIS SHIT UP HOLY FUCK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
human-----ur a douchebag
by roflolman12 November 5, 2010
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Human

An overemotional species that can turn whatever you throw at

them into an argument. Even though they are technically the most advanced species, they are also the dumbest. They are selfish and only want whats best for only themselves. Yet they need 1000+ friends on a social networking cite. With the largest brain on earth, they still lack simple problem solving skills as wars define them.
The humans dog didn't run away on accident, he was just tired of them arguing over how much food to put in his bowl
by If a bird could talk... July 28, 2011
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