HP

Standing for "handphone", HP is the Indonesian slang term for "cell phone". This acronym is commonly mistaken as the one for "horsepower" or "high-protein".

Mom says, "Son, go play outside and don't be on your HP all the time."

by Emotional Cruiser September 5, 2025

HP - Envy x360 2-in-1 15.6" Touch-Screen Laptop - AMD Ryzen 5-8GB Memory - 256GB SSD - Nightfall Black

An expensive laptop

Hey mom, can i buy a HP - Envy x360 2-in-1 15.6" Touch-Screen Laptop - AMD Ryzen 5-8GB Memory - 256GB SSD - Nightfall Black please?

by DakshTheDucc January 19, 2024

HP HBP

Shortening of Harry Potter and the Half Blood Prince

Person 1: I just wrote a HP HBP based story!

Person 2: Cool! I love Hp and HBP is my fav movie!

Person 3: We should make a HP and HBP fan club!

by Hp_Lover123_Wattpad_Reader April 20, 2023

HP

The word "HP"

Stands For Hairy Pussy

"You got a HP"

"what?"

"A Hairy Pussy LOL"

by Jonnyboy60 October 25, 2020

HP

To take a shit.

Comes from "Hans Peter", which is a more correct word for taking a shit

Boys we are going to make a HP.

by Hp Manden April 25, 2023

he’s one hp

When your teammates dies tryin’ to kill an enemy.

“He’s one hp!”

When in reality, he’s full hp and your friend got shitted on.

“He’s one hp!”

by Kanami...... December 22, 2020

real hp

The real stuff of Hanover Park. Not the fake stuff in that Fake HP part. Real things and pokemon that have gluten and kick non gmo out to the curb. Complete opposite of that fake HP.

There's a dragonite in Hanover Park!
NO silly thats not a Real HP Dragonite. That's a fake one.

by AboveTheFake May 28, 2018