Hoofty

A person whose soul reason for existence is to collect trucks, cars and the like and jack them up on huge tires. Usually found in and around northeastern Pennsylvania. Enjoys mudding, beer pong, underage women, and burning out. Essentially, a hillbilly with a better vehicle.

Known to have many hang outs which may all be used for their parties. Examples being parking lots, clearings in the woods, areas along power lines, and various homes of 21 year olds.

Good for helping you out with car troubles and taking advantage of drunk teens.

Found debating which is better: Ford or Chevy. Always wearing steel-toe boots

"Hey! There's a hoofty! Lets go with him and get some 15 year old drunk!"

by josafinagaz September 29, 2008

Holtry

Being constipated to a degree of major uncomfotablility. The condition usually surfaces after consecutive nights of supplement taking and ass pounding

'Dude, I am so holtry right now, I knew I should of checked with the dudes at GNC before mixing Omega-3's and HGH'

'After a long weekend with Calvin, Matt had to go to the doctor's office because he was so holtry'

by your superior November 11, 2007

hoofty

a redneck/hick usually found in the northeastern region of Pennsylvania. These people have no concept of current events or any fashion sense. They also like to hunt deer and make deer jerky. They drive cars that cost about that same as a xbox360 or drive beat up trucks with mud stains.

(origin)comes from word "HOOF" like a deers HOOF IE the word "Hoofty"

Hey man, you see that hoofty at the pumpkin patch? Damn that mother fucker was ugly!

by scottybones August 9, 2008

harry hoofter

Derogative term for a male homosexual. An example of rhyming slang; the source of this phrase is poofter.

Stop checkin out ma erse, ya harry hoofter!

by Chad4051 November 5, 2005

Holted

Publicly flogged (normally in a message board or discussion group) in a manner disproportionate to the offense. Potentially a derivative of "hated."

My uncle's comment was in poor taste, but Rose totally holted on him.

by Sandy V May 22, 2008

Hooligan Rider

Anyone on a moto could be a hooligan rider. It could be a stunter doing wheelies, a sport bike rider lane splitting at 100mph, or a bad ass Harley rider running the throttle at a light.

Really, any rider causing lots of trouble is a hooligan.

"OMG! That hooligan rider almost clipped the bumper of my Prius. Doesn't he know the speed limit is just 55 here?"

"I'm going out tonight and doing a bunch of stoppies and donuts. Fuck cars, I'm riding Hooligan".

by sanjuro_kurosawa January 20, 2011

Harry Holt

1.To do the 'harry holt' is to run from danger.(aust slang).

looks like he got spooked and did the harry holt, he did the bolt.

by S@m November 11, 2004