Closely related to the "one hitter quitter" The one hitter splitter is defined as "splitting opens on face with a hideous gash with one blow of the fist"
I used to think that I had the one hitter quitter, but it turns out I've got the one hitter splitter.
by Tim Morgan September 18, 2006
Get the one hitter splitter mug.Whenever the tank and the toilet bowl are being used at the same time by two males, then while on the toilet bowl one turns around and blows the other dude before flushing.
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by Rick January 24, 2005
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Get the leadoff hitter mug.Going back to the American Pie theory of pastry banging, a typical apple pie is about two inches or less to the aluminum foil tin pan. So if you can actually split the tin(tin splitter) then you are normal as opposed to a "tin hitter" in which case you are phallically chanllenged.
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