one hitter splitter

Closely related to the "one hitter quitter" The one hitter splitter is defined as "splitting opens on face with a hideous gash with one blow of the fist"

I used to think that I had the one hitter quitter, but it turns out I've got the one hitter splitter.

by Tim Morgan September 18, 2006

Double Shitter Hitter

Whenever the tank and the toilet bowl are being used at the same time by two males, then while on the toilet bowl one turns around and blows the other dude before flushing.

Tommy said, "Don't go in the bathroom Mike and Steve are having a double shitter hitter."

by [e-mail] November 20, 2018

texas two hitter

A double barrelled bong used primarily by pot smoking losers who missed the hippie movement but tried to live it anyway by moving to communes in Maine.

"Remember that fat bitch Kevin Kelly used to have that groovy Texas Two Hitter."

by Rick January 24, 2005

one hitter quitter

he pulled that one hitter quitter on me cauze brother ain't been back sin

he pulled dat one hitter quiter cause brotha ain't been back since he got dat ass

by Angela May 13, 2005

heavy hitter

An obese woman. Who can usually eat a lot at one time.

Betty: did you see Karen eat that whole pizza?

Mike: Yeah she's a real heavy hitter.

by tematime232111 June 10, 2022

Milky Hitter

A person who fills their bong up with a musky mixture of breast milk and their own semen. The Milky Hitter then proceeds to smoke marijuana out of it, only clearing the hit once the smoke matches the milky whiteness of the bodily fluids within.

“My friend john is what we call a milky hitter, he fills his bong with his wife’s breast milk and busts a wicked load inside of the bong as well. I don’t know how he smokes out of it like that, it’s absurd”

by Appalachian Train Master March 20, 2024

THE CLOCK HITTER

when 12 guys stand around one girl while they all brutally f her in like ear

LOLOLOLOLOL THE CLOCK HITTER

by AKA SEXY April 29, 2019