hide the ugly

To engage in sexual congress.

1) So we went back to hers and totally played hide the ugly.

2) All it took was a couple of gin and tonics and she let me hide my ugly.

by beigebloke November 27, 2012

hiding pedro

Having sex

I’m hiding Pedro tonight

by Thatthickbishhhhhh July 3, 2018

Cow hides

This is the toughest shit from cow skin usually tanned to leather to create some of the toughest motherfucking boots in the world.
my brother was trying to consume his own shoes.When I found him doing so,he said he thought since the shoes was manufactured out of cow hide,it was something edible and fit for human consumption.what a twat

These US military combat boots were manufactured out of the finest cow hides in kenya....Obama was given as a gift from his father's land.

by Titus rutto October 16, 2019

hide-a-cock

A seemingly tiny penis (not a micro penis - gross). But when it is aroused it grows exponentially into a gargantuan meat hammer.

Jeff looks unassuming with his tiny bulge in his speedos at the beach. But he definately has a Hide-a-cock and could satisfy a sea lion.

by Gangly Don September 24, 2023

hide the thing

the materialisation / dematerialisation of necessities such as keys, weed, food, tobacco, running water. usually happens at home, but also can occur in the pockets, friends' coffee tables, etc.

where did that baggy go?

some fucking entity is playing hide the thing with me...

by somethingplex1 December 29, 2011

hide and chief

The game you play when you and your buddies have the whip and need to find that spot to chief at.

Tim: We've been driving too long! Lets go to the park, I need that THC boost in my veins or else I'll go through withdrawls.
George: Shut the fuck up Tim, we're playing hide and chief. . . Also, the park is hot, you piece of shit.
Lamar: Yeah, Tim, you gook ass faggot. You fucking mcchicken. Fuck you Tim, I'm gonna bang your mom just so you have to call me daddy.
Tim: . . .

by Noah Mohapatra July 31, 2016

hide-a-way

a penis that is 1-2 inches limp but can grow as it is erected, opposite than a danielitis penis

John's hide-a-way surprised his girl friend when it grew six fold from being limp.

by John Anthony Moore March 9, 2008