hetalia

a shitty low budget anime/manga mostly targeted to teenage girls (mostly just fujoshis just looking for more shipping material) that never opened a damn history book

i should probably stop wstching hetalia goddamnit

by cutiepatoootie March 17, 2018

Hetaira movie

A type of movie whose plot is based on the Hetaira a proposed type of pampered and highly trained sex slave.
They may or may not be pornagraphic depending on the audience and involves the emotional drama in being a Hetaira.

Did you see that Hetaira movie.

by Deep blue 2012 August 30, 2010

Hetalia

Shit.

"hetalia is shit" - most people

by McNugget420blazeit69 July 28, 2021

Hetalian

A form of demon that watches Hetalia. Has a ritual to force normal humans to become Hetalians by getting them to push play on the first episode. Once this is done, there is no escape.

An average Hetalian's Pinterest board is filled with Hetalia less than 24 hours after induction.

by arrarargh September 5, 2023

Italy (Hetalia)

Main character of the anime Hetalia, also a simp for both genders, basically a Bisexual guy.

Person1: Yo do you know the main character from hetalia?

Person2: Who, Italy (Hetalia)?

Person1: Yeah, that focking simp >:(

by n1coII June 15, 2020

Heatlife

Mad or pissed off.

Yo, i was heatlife yesterday.

by shawtaayy! January 18, 2009

hotalious

super atractive, sexy, fuckable

that guy was hotalious

by Rirititi October 13, 2008