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hedge

Similar to edging, hedging is a masterbation technique, but has distinct differences. It involves a man hovering his hand over the tip of the penis, waving his hand side to side grazing the tip. The man then moans in certain scales (musical scales). This process is called "hedging up". Scales thats are used include, but are not limited to, C major, A minor, and D major. The hedger will keep moaning until they reach the desired octave or note, varying depending on their choice of scale, reaching the climax. They will then go down the scale as they finish off ("hedging down" or more colloquially known as "zodging"). Experienced hedgers can create melodies in their "hedge seshes".
Hedging was Timmys Expertise. He would hedge everyday for hours at a time, creating tunes and melodies.
by elitesingle November 10, 2024
mugGet the hedgemug.

Trimming hedges

Sticking your finger in a girls ass while rubbing her shaved area
Do you like trimming hedges? Fuck ya
by Delicious637382 August 7, 2016
mugGet the Trimming hedgesmug.

Hedging

The act of rubbing ones head almost to comepletion
"I almost went over the hedge while getting the best hedging of my life last night"
by jelkinboy584 February 24, 2022
mugGet the Hedgingmug.

Soft-hedge

An uncommon strategy seen with cryptocurrency. You are hedging some token without selling the token. e.g. If I’m in for the long-term and I want to hedge against token x price going down, I can predict the price going down in the market and stake my token x. If the price does go down, I can receive additional rebase rewards from people who predicted otherwise. "Soft" is used because contrary to how leverage works, you aren’t at risk of losing your principal.
" How to capitalize on $BTRFLY short term price movement without selling ser?"

"You soft-hedge it"
by jnie January 27, 2022
mugGet the Soft-hedgemug.

Hedging

Two bull dykes scissoring almost to completion
Those bull dykes are going to be hedging tonight.
by Antonius9633 January 27, 2025
mugGet the Hedgingmug.

to hedge

to make sure that some weak person doesn't get his feelings hurt
-Do you know why Rebecca is so mad?
-I forgot to hedge when i was speaking to her, she feels violated now
by Xx_Minecraftledgend_xX September 21, 2018
mugGet the to hedgemug.

hedge

A verb, meaning to disappear when things start to get interesting, esp. at a party or gathering at which illegal drugs are about to be consumed. It is crucial that the hedger has expressed interest in partaking in drug consumption before disappearing for hedging to have taken place.
B: "Where's A? He said he was really keen to help us eat these drugs"
C: "He hedged, man!"
by brennanmangina July 4, 2017
mugGet the hedgemug.

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