French Heater

When someone defecates in someone elses dryer to teach them a lesson.

Aunt Romaine said she was gonna french heater Josh's dryer; her exact words were, "Im going to drop a nuclear shitbomb on hiroshitma."

by Buckfutter 111 August 18, 2019

Peter Heater

It's a heater for your peter

I bought a Peter Heater for my friend

by Jeff The Beast March 23, 2017

wood heater

A stove that is used to heat a house with wood as it's fuel source. Can be made out of tin, steel, cast iron, etc.

A wood heater heats my house.

by happyatcommonsense March 07, 2015

Cat with a heater

When a person is doing something and sticking their ass out at the same time.

Guy 1: Dude, would you please back up!?
Guy 2: Why?
Guy 1: Because every time we workout, you're like a cat with a heater. Put that thing away

by TheFactSpeaker October 28, 2014

Beach Heater

Cigarettes smoked while occupying the beach or surrounding beach area

Let’s go chill at the beach and smoke some beach heaters with the boys!

by Roy Rogers McFreelyy August 08, 2021

cold heater

When you put a heater in the freezer for a week (make sure it's on but not plugged in) and then douse it in water and then freeze it for another 2 days. After freezing, you plug it in and it explodes and shoots ice everywhere!

White struggle: "Shit mane! That cold heater was crazy!"
Jacob: "Yeah Mane! I got a peice of Ice stuck in my goatse!"
White struggle: "That sucks mane! it was beautiful!"

by Ic Ric July 20, 2014

heater hugger

A lame person that can't find warmth to enjoy so they decide to hug a heat fan for the day.

your such a @#%& heater hugger.
Fat1ne

by Fat1ne February 20, 2016