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by papilongdick April 26, 2021
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Hard At Life

A person with particular adeptness in the subject known as life. This person's ability to succeed and flourish in the subject known as life transcends that of a regular person, reaching hardness comparable to a superhuman.
"Yo, that guy seems particularly adept at the task that he is performing"
"Yeah, my guy seems hard at life"
by Wxi March 25, 2021
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hard attack

An unfortunate medical phenomena caused by an overdosing on drugs such as Viagra, Cialis, and Levitra. Excess blood flow to the penis causes health issues throughout the rest of the body.
"I heard that Nick took seven Viagras to make sure that his dick-in-a-box joke worked out right, only to have a hard attack and black out on his floor."
by Alex Applegate January 17, 2009
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rode hard and put to bed wet

The same original meaning as "rode hard and put up wet" in that it was originally used in refrence to a horse which was not cleaned and brushed after taking a ride.

The phrase is now used as a way to descride a slut in that she was rode hard (fucked) and put to bed wet (wanting more, wet as in horny).
"Look at that slut, Sally. She has been rode hard and put to bed wet."
by enc0d3 April 26, 2006
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blowing hard ass

the process of forcing your air inside your ass bypass the turds in the anus and releasing some serious wind which smeels like rotten eggs
while i was in the elevator with some strangers at the mall, i blew some hard ass, so i explained to them i was on a laxative
by weasel May 2, 2005
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hard amounts

A large quantity.
Used to show enthusiasm.
Drugs.
"Are you going to come and play a game of tennis?"
"Yes mate, hard amounts."

"Mate did you find some hard amounts?"
"Pff, yes. lol"
by Cock McStalion May 24, 2008
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Try-hard Alpha Wannabe

Men that, because of societal, parental, and/or environmental pressure to make part of the stereotypical hyper-masculine men in their childhoods, often needs to mock other people down to inflate their ego and hide their insecurities, fearing judgmental looks from society for not being “masculine enough”.

Their targets are mostly men that do not fit in the stereotype, such as soy boys, male feminists, betas, nerds, ETC. Making disrespectful commentaries about their life, and how they're not “manly” enough. While also constantly picks up unnecessary and meaningless fights with others that can easily be solved with dialog.

They're also extremely defensive by the simplest of jokes about them, such as a friend ironically calling them gay, or saying no homo next to him. While often consider themselves as “conservatives” or “alt-right”, which contributes to the stereotype that makes the entire movement look bad.

They can often be seen sharing posts about what a “true men” really is and sometimes say heavy sexist things about women.
"Why don't you leave this guy alone, try-hard alpha wannabe? you're only making a fool of yourself by mocking him down!"
by My_Boy July 21, 2020
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