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The Hannah Montana 

Ever notice how handjobs often leave out the tip and blowjobs can get a little too soft?

The Hannah montana is when she puts the tip on her tongue and jerks you off till the sweet release. Truly the best of both worlds
Junn:' Hey Dann and James, I saw Lena again from highschool yesterday, you know the girl we always had steve noppen for?'

James: 'Yea, bruh, she got the sweet tits. I bet she fucks like a champ but her bj's are pretty sloppy?'

Dann: ' Seconded.'

Junn: ' Nah, bruh, she gave me The Hannah Montana after I bought her a subimba'ke dame blanche. Totally worth.'

James: ' Did she really put your tip on her tongue and jerk you off?'

Junn: 'Does the pope shit in the woods?'

Dann: 'Truly the best of both worlds.'

The reverse Hannah Montana 

Wow did you watch the prestige. Christian Bale was doing the reverse Hannah Montana

Montana Hannah 

(Adj) A descriptive phrase used when you have the worst of both worlds.
“I saw a Dodge Charger limo the other day.”

“Yikes. That’s Montana Hannah for sure.”
Montana Hannah by Itsmee November 17, 2020

hanna montana 

a white screaming-on-stage bitch
yep, that's hanna montana
hanna montana by theextremetroll January 17, 2012

Hanna Montana 

HANNA MONTANA
/HA-NYA - MON - TAN - NA/
noun
noun: HANNA; plural noun: NONE

1. a strong feeling in the butt.
"You really pulled in hard in my Hanna Montana"
synonyms: deep, fondness, tenderness, warmth, intimacy, attachment, endearment; Moredevotion, adoration, doting, idolization, worship; passion, ardour, desire, lust, yearning, infatuation, adulation, besottedness

•doggy style, butt plug, constant pain, sterilizing enigma, astranomical enter,

antonyms: Banded

•a strong feeling of affection and sexual attraction for someone.
"they were both in love with her hanna montana"
synonyms: besotted with, infatuated with, enamoured of, smitten with, passionate about, with a passion for, consumed with desire for; Morecaptivated by, bewitched by, enthralled by, entranced by; devoted to, doting on; informalmad/crazy/nuts/wild/potty about, bowled over by, carrying a torch for "I'm in love with Gillian"

affectionate greetings conveyed to someone on one's behalf.
"give her my hanna montana when she straps it on"
synonyms: Butt Sex, Booty Call, Farty Lil Stinker

•a formula for ending an affectionate letter.
"take care, I enjoyed your Hanna Montana, Judy"

2. a great interest and pleasure in something.
"his love for football as much as I like getting plowed in my hanna montana"
synonyms: liking, weakness, partiality, bent, leaning, proclivity, inclination, disposition; More
"I'm un-sure if I i'm ready to take it in the Hanna Montana"

"he is confident that their love can survive, if he puts it in her hanna montana"

"their love for the butt is love for the hanna montana"
Hanna Montana by Dookie Monsta November 6, 2013

pull a Hannah Montanna

Putting on a completely ineffective and lame disguise so people 'won't know who you are'.
Anjelina Jolie decided to pull a Hannah Montanna by wearing a baseball cap to the coffee shop. Like no one would see her! It was all over People and OK the next day!