Spit Handie

When spit is used as a lubricant to improve the quality of a hand job.

At first I wasn't feeling the love, but that dirty slut upgraded it to a spit handy

by mowen January 19, 2005

brown handy

To put fecal matter into your own hand and preform a handjob.

My girlfriend ate curry for dinner last night and gave me the worst brown handy!

by Fresh Sketch September 17, 2019

Handie Down

When your girlfriend's older sister gives u a hand job.

..."I was at Julie's last night and got a handie down from Rebecca..."

by Ron VaShon August 25, 2020

handy chandy

An Asian that likes to suck dick

Handy Chandy come suck me big dick

by Meeksable November 16, 2015

Standy Handy

A hand job you get while standing in a crowd.

While I was at a Palm Beach Bar, I got a standy handy.

by Jizzshoes January 25, 2019

soapy handy

When your girl gives you a hand job in the shower using your body wash.

J-"Since we are both naked in the shower we shouldn't waste this opportunity for you to give me a soapy handy."

M-"Get bent, do it yourself."

by Wrenchinfool March 1, 2016

pulling a handy

When the non-physically challenged park in handicapped parking spaces. Often these drivers will use a relative's handicapped pass or an expired temporary pass as a cover.

Eduardo: "Wanna go to the movies tonight? I heard that Mighty Ducks 71 is playing."

Gertrude: "Doesn't your granddad have mad cow disease? How about pulling a handy and beating the ticket line. I'm sure that he won't mind if we take his Yugo."

by spatulasaucepan July 14, 2007