Spit Handie

When spit is used as a lubricant to improve the quality of a hand job.

At first I wasn't feeling the love, but that dirty slut upgraded it to a spit handy

by mowen January 19, 2005

Handi-Douche

A handicap person who is an overall general douchebag. Hating the world because they are handi

An Example would be that old army war guy with a patch and in a wheel chair that's always screaming at the birds and people or hitting on old women.

Ex: That old fuck is some handi-douche. Lets Kizzle him

by hahahabitchhahahah March 12, 2010

pulling a handy

When the non-physically challenged park in handicapped parking spaces. Often these drivers will use a relative's handicapped pass or an expired temporary pass as a cover.

Eduardo: "Wanna go to the movies tonight? I heard that Mighty Ducks 71 is playing."

Gertrude: "Doesn't your granddad have mad cow disease? How about pulling a handy and beating the ticket line. I'm sure that he won't mind if we take his Yugo."

by spatulasaucepan July 14, 2007

handy chandy

An Asian that likes to suck dick

Handy Chandy come suck me big dick

by Meeksable November 16, 2015

soapy handy

When your girl gives you a hand job in the shower using your body wash.

J-"Since we are both naked in the shower we shouldn't waste this opportunity for you to give me a soapy handy."

M-"Get bent, do it yourself."

by Wrenchinfool March 1, 2016

brown handy

To put fecal matter into your own hand and preform a handjob.

My girlfriend ate curry for dinner last night and gave me the worst brown handy!

by Fresh Sketch September 17, 2019

Heavenly Handy

A hand job from the top bunk of a bunk bed. As if God himself reached down from the heavens to jerk you off

Dude this one kid at church camp tried to give me a heavenly handy shit was kinda awkward the next morning

by NarwhalJesus January 6, 2020