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Spit Handie

When spit is used as a lubricant to improve the quality of a hand job.
At first I wasn't feeling the love, but that dirty slut upgraded it to a spit handy
by mowen January 19, 2005
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pulling a handy

When the non-physically challenged park in handicapped parking spaces. Often these drivers will use a relative's handicapped pass or an expired temporary pass as a cover.
Eduardo: "Wanna go to the movies tonight? I heard that Mighty Ducks 71 is playing."

Gertrude: "Doesn't your granddad have mad cow disease? How about pulling a handy and beating the ticket line. I'm sure that he won't mind if we take his Yugo."
by spatulasaucepan July 14, 2007
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soapy handy

When your girl gives you a hand job in the shower using your body wash.
J-"Since we are both naked in the shower we shouldn't waste this opportunity for you to give me a soapy handy."

M-"Get bent, do it yourself."
by Wrenchinfool March 1, 2016
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Standy Handy

A hand job you get while standing in a crowd.
While I was at a Palm Beach Bar, I got a standy handy.
by Jizzshoes January 25, 2019
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handy clapped

When a retarded guy claps a big ass fat girls cheeks
fat Girl:hey I heard your handy clapped,I'm 400 pounds,you tryna fuck
by The masts definer January 28, 2018
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Handi-capper

When a Tik Tok or IG content creator who looks like they probably have a serious mental disability creates content that would be average if done by a normal person, but because the content creator looks disabled it comes off as a lot more impressive and even inspirational.

Example: half of the white kids who post dance videos on Tik Tok.
Person 1: have you seen that retarded kid's dance videos on Tik Tok? He's an inspiration!

Person 2: Yeah, I thought so too, but after a while I figured out that kid's not retarded he's just weird looking.

Person 1: Damn, what a handi-capper!
by BeefRocket82 May 27, 2023
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buttercream handy

The usage of real butter for masturbation lube. Bonus points if buttermilk is used as a substitute
That daytime hooker only charges $20 for a buttercream handy
by Brandon Byars August 26, 2017
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