Gurt

Gurt is just a cool guy, everyone says "yo!" to gurt. So next time you see him. Make sure you say "no." He's too happy for his own good.

friend: Yo gurt!
gurt: Yo!
You: no. gurt.
*Gurt starts crying*

You: LOL
Friend: LOL

Your mum: SYBAU!

by BambiBlade August 19, 2025

Chuddy gurt

Person person

You're a chuddy gurt

by mr_dreamz_vivid September 13, 2025

gurt

funny word that is derived from the joke -
yogurt
gurt:yo
basically yo and gurt are greeting each other

yo gurt

by burti September 17, 2025

gurt

random dude off of tiktok who literally is so unfunny

friend: “yogurt”
gurt: “yo wsg”
Or
Gabriella: “im sad”
Jake: “I hope you feel better”
Gabriella: “Thanks so much I appreciate you”
Jake: “Of course!”
gurt:”yo”

by mariah the scientist fan September 30, 2025

Gurt

Weird ass nigga

Yo your a gurt

by 111222444555 October 6, 2025

gurt

1. verb

to smell

2. noun

to be someone who smells

person 1: "oh brother that guys stinks"
person 2: "yeah he gurts real bad"
gurt: "who me?"

by gurtlover123 November 20, 2025

GURT

When someone or something is so abnormally off, weird, or not right that it can’t be explained by normal logic. Not just weird—uncomfortably or noticeably abnormal.

“That guy is so gurted—nothing he does makes sense.”

by blackmanonahorsey December 16, 2025