Ethan Grumski

The Coolest Person Ever Born

Ethan Grumski is TCPEB

by Booby Bill May 2, 2010

Grimsby welly

A fud that is really in need of a good clean. Like it's been out all night on a fisherman's foot as he's been trawling the seas.

Man, my new bird has a Grimsby welly. It nearly scalded my dee.

by AlBoy February 9, 2010

Grumbleye

Upon waking in the morning feeling grumpy and having sleep in your eye annoys you even more.

Can be used for your misses when she is on the rag.

Jim: Why is she being such a cow?
James: It's that time of the month...grumbleye

by FlumpyChumper January 11, 2010

Grumball

The collective noun for a group of (usually middle aged, to more elderly)men complaining about boringly repetitive topics. These grumpy gatherings will traditionally congregate around the bar rooms of sporting clubs or a secluded corner of a social function. The introduction of fresh ideas, or participation in the discussion by a passing spouse will be instantly shunned by the collectively insular nature of the group.

"Bye dear, going down to meet the boys at the Grumball"
"OK, have a good time, let me know how it goes".
"I can't, sorry".

by Table of Knowledge October 2, 2016

grimstroke

Masturbating in a sombre or sometimes spooky location such as a graveyard or haunted house.

I went and had a grimstroke on Becky's grave last night.

That haunted house got me so hard i had a grimstroke in the middle of it.

by Glesman November 3, 2018

Grimsby Menagerie

Sexual act requiring a donkey, a dustman and a dwarf at a minimum

"Ello lover. Its tuppence a scuttle, thruppence in the tradesmans or shillin' ha'penny for a Grimsby Menagerie"

by BolDol April 4, 2021

gruesome nut

when your nut is particularly gruesome

Gary popped a gruesome nut last night, and it took him hours to clean up

by dickytwister6969696969 June 14, 2021