Greg  

When you drink a little bit and pass out. You puke on yourself while passed out. Then you wake up the next morning thinking you feel like shit but in reality you just dont feel like doing anything pussy

Oh man Sawyer was being a real Greg yesterday

Greg by TG and JG December 28, 2008

greg 

(verb) to fail miserably, without any hope of saving face; specifically refers to completely failing a school assignment or exam. Usually used for dire situations.

Variations: gregging, gregged,

Oh my God, I totally just gregged that test my mom is gonna kick my ass.

greg by Johnny Redcock December 29, 2011

Greg 

The biggest tool to ever walk the earth. Is extremely over sensitive and a flaming homosexual. His favorite artists are Jack Johnson and Brandon Flowers.

Guy 1: Dude did you see the way that guy looked at me?

Guy 2: Yeah bro he totally checked you out.

Guy 1: What a freakin Greg

Guy 2: Definitely a Greg..

Greg by ChadHenne October 13, 2010

Greg 

A Greg in the wild will often drink in excess and then lose all sense of self. Others around him are often left red faced and ashamed that they have taken a Greg under their wing. Don't let a Greg fool you, they will go by another name to cover up their true identity. Watch out for these predictable creatures, approach with caution!

"I thought that guy was chill, but he was just a Greg."

Greg by Not a Greg fan October 6, 2008

Greg 

One who drunkenly panics and starts freaking out over mundane events. The act of freaking out may or may not include drunkenly shouting, crying, and generally being a jerk to everyone in an exaggerated emotional woe-is-me way.

Dude, everything was fine and then he totally Gregged out out of nowhere.

That guy is such a Greg..

Don't start Gregging out on me now.

Greg by potatomato July 23, 2014

Greg 

Greg is the best dude around

Sexiest man alive
Smart

Good at instruments(saxophone)
All the girls like him

Wow I wish I were greg

Greg by Official definition February 17, 2017

greg 

A real man he loves hard count that money a do what he got to do for him and his family he loves spending money on his wife when he's mad he is mad he don't like his wife doing stuff he don't approve Greg is the right one for you get a Greg

P.s I love you girl (Greg)

greg by Bryant Johnson June 18, 2018