A person who thinks he's him and tries his hardest to be when in fact he's an embarrassment to the hoes and to guys. And when he tries to use his rizz he acts like an idiot.
"Look at michael that guys a fxcking Chock Gobbler he's trying so hard to get the hoes to like them and even bought a necklace for one and them aint it still aint work."
by Kaleidoscopic King K February 23, 2023
Get the Chock Gobblermug. Noun, a sexual act. When you are 69ing with your girl, she is choking on your dick, and she farts in your face
by Lance Barron November 21, 2017
Get the Foggy Gobblermug. by Green gobbler hater March 17, 2022
Get the Green gobblermug. A woman that can give a blowjob while puffing on cigarette at the same time.
Most commonly performed in bowling alley parking lots or bathrooms.
Most commonly performed in bowling alley parking lots or bathrooms.
by The WL June 17, 2012
Get the Smokey Gobblermug. when your friends arent looking you turn around and pull your pants down. you the grab the top of you dick and jerk it around so your balls flop around like the gobbler on a turkey... then when your friends look you get to kick them in the ass
i wasnt paying attention and when i turned around nik gave me the hanging gobbler. he kicked me right in the ass
by clydizzel March 7, 2009
Get the hanging gobblermug. A man incarcerated in prison who's left to choose between choking another inmates wac of spetm down his throat or death!!
The moment Duane was put in his cell...he knew his only choice was to be a wadd gobbler for his cellie Spike.
by MZZZ j July 3, 2021
Get the Wadd Gobblermug. by vincegobbler March 18, 2021
Get the glizzy gobblermug.