ghosting

A) forming tissues or paper-towels into crude, ghost-like shapes in order to clean one's nose, ears, etc.

B) walking aimlessly about one's house at night due to an inability to sleep; usually with lights/television/radio/computer off in order to avoid waking others.

"I know it's shallow, but I haven't been attracted to her since I saw her ghosting her nose."

"Mom freaked me out last night! She was ghosting in the hallway when I went to the bathroom."

by Funky-Paw January 10, 2011

Ghosting

Ghosting is a sport, sometimes described as a paradox, first devised by an Indian dental student. The scenario presents an individual's ability to be metaphysically present and absent in two frames of reference, simultaneously. In the events, one cannot determine with confidence whether one satisfies or nullifies the other. Both events are deemed to be true and witnesses remain in oblivion.

Example 1
Guy 1: where's jay gone?
Guy 2: oh he's ghosting again.

Example 2
Jayant woodeyar has been ghosting his way through dmd.

by Ghost rider September 12, 2014

ghosting

When working in a multi-floor office, taking a shit on a floor that isn't yours without anyone knowing it, and leaving it there.

Kyle: Gotta go drop a deuce.
McMillan: Go ghosting in HR down two floors. That'll show the bastards...

Chad: Just got back from the can - someone took a gigantic shit on our floor and didn't flush!
Ron: WE'VE BEEN GHOSTED!

by chineseninjafighter April 13, 2008

ghosting

After smoking weed, a little later, you burp up smoke. Serious smoke, not just the flavor

DAMN! King shanghai smoked up with us in 3rd period, and in 4th he was ghosting like a mother.

by NIzza July 10, 2007

Ghosting

The act of fully covering someone in cum. Similar to bukkake party.

Jim: Haven't had sex in a while... i'll probably be ghosting her all night.

by Gabriel Don't Care September 1, 2017

ghosting

One of many modern online drama queen terms to describe someone thats removed them selves from you on the net, completely. This type of thing doesnt deserve a name - It used to get by quite well being called 'ignoring' - so its a type of 'softspeak' for those that cant bear the thought that they are irritating and therefore the other person doesnt want to bother.

'like.. omg... he like ghosting me like totally, omg'

'perhaps its because youre a c**t'

by tom healey September 6, 2016

Ghosting

The act of keeping your car in motion at a speed of 10mph or more and getting on the hood of your car and dancing.
Practiced by the Afro-American community to obtain a biznitch where they can the proceed to get jiggy wid it.

Random black man: Yo sons, Rick just put a brick on his go'er and jumped up on the hood! I wish I were cool as he being ghostingright now!
Black chick: Woah, he sure is busting a groove on that there hood, he can stick his tool in my trunk anytime!
Dancing car hood fool: LAMP POST!
Random black man: Daaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaamn!
Black chick: Lulz!1 PW3nt!

by Anonymous definintion maker man June 8, 2007