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Beware for drama or u will have PATTURSON scream at u like a moron. Also u don't wanna be in a hour detection with My g Grainger.
I went to Garth hill college Bracknell when I was younger,to link Samantha
by garthsuckslikeurmom96 May 27, 2021
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Gareth48

i cooked a hot pocket in the gareth48
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Gareth Carling

A player created on FIFA Street by a YouTuber with a dusty trim. He is 6 foot 6, 250kg (probably), a six pack and a purple crew cut.

Born in Stoke, he breeds bulldogs and has 7 at his home.
He is the captain of FIFA Street team StellaFC who competed in 4 games before disbanding in Gareth Carling scored 58 seconds into his debut after dribbling past 2 and finishing under the keepers legs. Despite a good start, StellaFC went on to lose 5-1
In their second game Gareth scored a brilliant volley to take the lead but they then went 3-1 down after some defensive errors. But Gareth completed his hat trick and made it 3-3 with a controversial goal and a cool finish into the corner. StellaFC player Jensen then scored two solo goals to give StellaFC their only ever win.
In their 3rd game they lost 5-3 as a dusty trimmed youtuber complained about the AI not doing enough skills.

In the 4th game, Gareth did several Ronaldinho-like skill runs but couldn’t find the finish. He also put in several crunching tackles which got him praise from Graeme Souness. Souness said ‘if Paul Pogba did that he would good enough to get into the Scotland team’.
StellaFC never played again but the rumour is because FNG didn’t want to play FIFA Street because FTW was making him money.
Gareth Carling after this ended up getting a lifetime subscription to Nuts magazine.

Gareth ended his career with 5 goals in 4 games with StellaFC winning 1 out of 4.
Gareth Carling’s done an absolute madness! Gaz on a mad one!
by bobjeffbobbyjeffy October 28, 2021
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Garth

Verb. To say something so unbelievably stupid those around the person making the utterance perceive the utterance as vomit.
Paul Garthed his geopolitical opinions at the party until he was asked to clean the mess he'd made on the floor and leave.
by CosbyCorner April 30, 2023
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Garth Brooks

Country Musak star apparantly very popular with the good ol' boys across the pond.Puts on spectacular live shows.Pity about the shit musak though!
Garth Brooks looks like a giant thumb in a hat
by Aye Yer Maw April 19, 2006
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Garit

An amazing cool girl, who will survive the zombie apocalypse. Oh and don't mess with her, or her friends.
p1: that girl is hot
p2: yeah she is a total Garit
by The.dude.101 January 1, 2012
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Garth Crooks

by Jimmy93 November 10, 2009
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