Gurgling Genital Gargoyle

The Act of tucking your Cock and Balls in between your legs and backing up to a window with your ass and letting loose a G&L Fart.

Damn, he blew the windows out in style with a Gurgling Genital Gargoyle!!!!!!!

by T & E September 7, 2005

Gargoyle

A military code name/jargon for an enemy combatant in an elevated guard post.

Assassin this is Knife, I got two Gargoyles in that North tower. Marking them with my PEQ 2 now.

by Ghost Dancer March 8, 2011

gargoyle

The act of a drunk girl perched on the bathroom sink urinating because the stalls are full.

Damn, full house...I guess I can gargoyle the sink!

by campuslive.com January 4, 2010

gargle some mayo

To enjoy a fresh load of man cream and emphasize your enjoyment by gargling it.

Bitch, why don't you go home and gargle some mayo.

by Skervy January 20, 2009

What's a Goblin to a Gargoyle?

A Gargoyle is pimp shit when it comes to everything. He/she doesn't take shit, especially from goons or goblins. Is known to bust heads with no remorse.

What's a Goblin to a Gargoyle?

Not shit bro, I'm pimp shit.

by IIqhwfc November 2, 2010

gargle horse loads

To "gargle horse loads" is to have something be thoroughly terrible. Anything can commit the act of gargling horse loads. Such as a person, an object, an event, etc, etc... It is never a good thing and can be used an unlimited number of times.

"Dude, the party gargle horse loads!"

"Dude, your car gargles horse loads!"

"Dude, I bet that chick gargles horse loads in bed."

"Dude, that Urban Dictionary entrance about gargling horse loads gargled horse loads."

by Plug One February 25, 2009

marble gargler

A person whos speech is unrecognizable. Someone who sounds like they have a mouth full of marbles.

The guy who gave me directions is a marble gargler. I have no clue what he said.

by tinyelvis August 3, 2007