"Apparently Alex was gonna shag Molly but the sluts gaping dragon was so large that he couldn't feel the walls, poor fucker was thrusting the air."
by lanky twat the 2nd December 22, 2019
Get the Gaping Dragon mug.Gavilán is Spanish for a species of hawk. But when used as a nickname or a pejorative for an older man, it implies that the older man likes to woo women who are much younger than him, not unlike a chicken hawk who swoops in to prey on little chicks.
Ay, that Señor Dioquino. For a man in his fifties, he likes to drive around in his Nissan offering rides to colegialas like a gavilán.
by Sabena Seis December 5, 2021
Get the Gavilán mug.The thought that someone you know looks like a porstar you have seen so now you subconsciously link those two people together
by ScubaSniper May 24, 2021
Get the a.b.gail theory mug.Dude, what's with the red nose? Working at a circus now?
No, I just got back from clown gaping your sister.
No, I just got back from clown gaping your sister.
by Pieteman January 14, 2014
Get the Clown Gaping mug.(born c.1310 in Illesheim, Windsheim; died May 15, 1381 in Neumarkt) was a famous German robber baron in the Middle Ages.
In 1369 he was indicted for his robberies in the Nuremberg region. He famously escaped death on the gallows when his horse leapt into the Nuremberg Castle moat, but was caught again and executed by breaking wheel in 1381. In the sixteenth century the first folk songs were recorded about him and gradually he became a legendary romantic hero.
In 1369 he was indicted for his robberies in the Nuremberg region. He famously escaped death on the gallows when his horse leapt into the Nuremberg Castle moat, but was caught again and executed by breaking wheel in 1381. In the sixteenth century the first folk songs were recorded about him and gradually he became a legendary romantic hero.
by e-Katja December 9, 2008
Get the Eppelein von Gailingen mug.Someone's asshole which is certainly large, enormous like the colossal titan from attack on titan. A whore.
by animerocks69 April 8, 2017
Get the gaping hole mug.When an anus lets loose such a shit, that it stretches the hole past is physical limit, causing it to then gape.
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