the fuckener

A person (preferably a foreignER) who causes the fuckening to happen.

The fuckener accidentally bumped me into a manhole which became my fuckening which was the end of my perfect day.

by xXxMAGZILLAxXx August 15, 2019

The Fuckening

When everything is going well, almost too well and just when it’s at its best... the shit hits the fan... thus.. the fuckening.

My day was going so well until the fuckening happened, then it all went to shit.

by Madeye Moody February 1, 2020

Fucken pajeeeeeeet!!!

What you yell at a Sikh walking on the sidewalk, preferably out the window of your pickup truck.

Me: *driving my pickup truck on a beautiful morning*
Sikh: *walking on sidewalk*
Me: "Fucken pajeeeeeeet!!!"

by ButtkissFireAGun May 30, 2025

Fucken oats

A kiwism:)

I’ld Fuck with that,
Fucken oath.

Tom: my cock is 9 inches
Claire: fucken oats

by Xxxtripplex January 25, 2019

Fucken Car

The Mercedes Benz V-300 exclusive, this fucken car uplifted the lost souls men in Sauta, this fucken car brought hope to the dreams of black women as well. This fucken car is the DA to our ANC. The Helen to Our Jacob.

"Get out of my car!!"
"Get out my Fucken Car!!"

Once said the leader of Men's Conference in his Fucken Car

by Tsako Sauta November 23, 2021

Pre-Fuckening

To be in a state of imminent fuckery. In a state where it is know that someone or something is about to fuck up. The state that comes before the active state of "fucking up".

"Why is he putting his junk near the ceiling fan?"
"Call medical assistance, John is in a pre-fuckening state."

by Wytchery July 6, 2023

fucken obtuse

Not the sharpest tool in the shed. Close minded.

You're so fucken obtuse!

by Helga77 April 17, 2017