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FUBAR Fountain of Fun

The act of inserting the neck of a bottle of beer into a woman's vagina, and then shaking the bottle. The resulting reaction of removing the bottle will cause the beer to spray all over the place - resulting in the FUBAR (Fucked Up Beyond All Recognition) Fountain of Fun.
Dude, me and Toby were FUBAR last night, and then we did a FUBAR Fountain of Fun with your mom!
by Zief May 4, 2008
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FUBAR-Dick

When one is FUBAR'ed (Fucked Up Beyond All Recognition) and cannot "get it up."

Much like Whiskey Dick.
DUDE 1: Man I ended up at her place, but was FUBAR'ed so when it came time to do the deed I couldn't even get it up.

DUDE 2: Sounds like FUBAR-Dick man, that sucks
by Fübahrt December 27, 2010
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fucked up beyond all recognition is an expression to stress the fact that there cannot be an upper limit to being fucked up.
excessive fucking makes a pussy look like something it is not supposed to. In the extreme cases one may even fail to recognize it. The above expression is directly derived from this fact.
I am fubar<fucked up beyond recognition> in my thesis.
by Santabanta ka dost April 29, 2008
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Fatalist Fubarism

The Fatalist Fubarists are part of a devotional sect known as "Fatalist Fubarism". Which is comprised of people inbrought to the Fubarist religion (or had come to the recognise that our world being f*cked up beyond any recognition) via their belief in fatalism The doctrine that all events are subject to fate or inevitable necessity, or determined in advance in such a way that human beings cannot change them.
The practitioner Icarous of the Fatalist Fubarist sect mentioned to his pal Cheyenne that the world was f*cked up beyond any recognition because all events are subject to fate and human beings cannot change them.

Cheyenne mentioned to Icarous that this Fatalist Fubarism was totally a Debbie Downer.
by Fubarism October 22, 2020
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FUBAR

F-FUCKED

U-UP
B-BEYOND

A-ANY

R-RECOGNITION
JACKS MATES: Jacks house is FUBAR

JACK: it’s worse than that
by jonahthewhale321 May 25, 2018
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FUBAR

An army acronym as old as WW1, it means

F*cked

Up

Beyond

All

Recognition/Repair
Person 1: "Did you see that plane crash?"

Person 2: "Yeah, the way it hit the ground..." they shook their head. "FUBAR."
by Charcoal_Warpaint04 November 14, 2022
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FUBAR

I almost got FUBARed by that sped kid the other day
by SHORTBUSPILEUP October 23, 2017
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