FUBAR Fountain of Fun

The act of inserting the neck of a bottle of beer into a woman's vagina, and then shaking the bottle. The resulting reaction of removing the bottle will cause the beer to spray all over the place - resulting in the FUBAR (Fucked Up Beyond All Recognition) Fountain of Fun.
Dude, me and Toby were FUBAR last night, and then we did a FUBAR Fountain of Fun with your mom!
by Zief May 04, 2008
Get the FUBAR Fountain of Fun mug.

FUBAR-Dick

When one is FUBAR'ed (Fucked Up Beyond All Recognition) and cannot "get it up."

Much like Whiskey Dick.
DUDE 1: Man I ended up at her place, but was FUBAR'ed so when it came time to do the deed I couldn't even get it up.

DUDE 2: Sounds like FUBAR-Dick man, that sucks
by Fübahrt December 28, 2010
Get the FUBAR-Dick mug.

fubar

fucked up beyond all recognition is an expression to stress the fact that there cannot be an upper limit to being fucked up.
excessive fucking makes a pussy look like something it is not supposed to. In the extreme cases one may even fail to recognize it. The above expression is directly derived from this fact.
I am fubar<fucked up beyond recognition> in my thesis.
by Santabanta ka dost April 30, 2008
Get the fubar mug.

Fubar(d)

1. Tonight I shall get Fubar(d)
2. Keep talking shit and someone’s gonna Fubar(d)you.
by JuBoi October 17, 2021
Get the Fubar(d) mug.

Fubar

by Jet Jock November 26, 2016
Get the Fubar mug.

FUBAR

I almost got FUBARed by that sped kid the other day
by SHORTBUSPILEUP October 23, 2017
Get the FUBAR mug.

Fubar

Acronym, historically attributed to "fucked up beyond all recognition." More recently, in light of and in reference to actions frequently observed in the behavior of government entities, specifically referring to the citizenry:

Fucked Up, Bentover, and Raped.
"The recent activities of the Federal Government in relation to Wall Street has left the general public with a feeling of Fubar."
by Jackie Sparrow July 08, 2013
Get the Fubar mug.