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freshie

1. The holy grail of footwear, a brand-spankin’-new pair of shoes (or other garment) that you summon from the mystery backroom after enduring the tragic fate of trying on bacteria-infested display models.

2. That euphoric moment when you confidently declare, “I’ll take a freshie!” to the part-time, acne-faced employee, who now understands that your standards are higher than Skid Row, LA.

3. The embodiment of newness with the sweet smell of retail victory, often accompanied by a strut upon exiting the store, because nothing says "winning" like a new pair kicks that haven't been through months of fake-buyers who pretend they can afford $19 sneakers.
“My friend thought he could pull off the display shoes until I said, ‘Bro, those are so far gone, you need a freshie and a therapist!’”

“When I asked for a new, fresh pair of shoes JayQuon looked at me like I was crazy. Whoa slow down playa. I'm not the chump working for minimum wage. New fetch my freshies!"
by Sam_Joanneski November 16, 2024
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Freshies

Freshies are the new posts on a site such as tumblr.com

When you're scrolling and getting bored of posts and look up and see there are new posts, those are "freshies". Freshies are the best because it's like an iOS update... you never know what's in store!
My dashboard was getting lame and then I looked up and saw there were freshies! I love me some freshies!
by 12143 December 15, 2015
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Freshie

This is a common name for more pure teenagers and virgins in the north. However

these virgins are commonly targeted at by boys who are known sex pests of the area and about 2 years older
lad 1- Did you hear those year 11s going after them year 9 girls?
Lad 2: everyone loves a freshie
by damnrightbitch September 5, 2015
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Freshie

Joe got a freshie from Fred
by Twgngiglbrys May 8, 2021
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Freshie

Someone who is clumsy, dumb, not experienced and/or a retard who will not understand anything.
Alan: hand me a rubber.
Aron: *throws rubber at Alan’s head*.
Alan: What a freshie
by Whussthedeal September 8, 2019
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Helpless Freshie

A player in the video game "Dayz" by Bohemia Interactive who engages in behavior that is seen by most of civilized society as "Childish" or "Cringe".
Dude you're being such a helpless freshie on main right now!
by TheKittenSlayer February 12, 2024
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Freshies

The first hit off of a bowl full of weed.
I packed this bowl, I get freshies.
by Shillbert January 30, 2020
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