fresh bleeder

Usually refers to a woman who just lost her virginity and thus is bleeding out of the vagina

Her: omg why is it gushing out so much?!
Me: damn shawty really be a fresh bleeder

by Trackblaster February 4, 2021

Dippy fresh

A child who you almost want to kill

You stay out of this dippy fresh

by Notdippyfresh February 29, 2016

bum's fresh

After you've shagged your missus on a hot Summer's day, you're sweating profusely about the anal passage. You take a good swipe to clear the salty liquid, then fling it in the general direction of your partner's face. Hey presto, your bum's fresh.

You better go wash, love. Your boat race stinks but at least my bum's fresh

by ShittierJokes November 2, 2017

Anderton fresh

When you look like both predator and prey.

Wow you’re looking anderton fresh today.

by Tayz April 3, 2019

Farm Fresh

Girls who are below legal-age who work in the beer-bars and go-go bars of Pattaya and Bangkok. Although they look over 18, their most tell-tale sign, is that they will laugh at a farang's (foreign person's) stupid jokes and are willing to try and engage with customers and show a little bit of fun and appreciation.

The other well-worn out grumpy bar girls who just frown, looking mindlessly into their iphone, and all but say 'Oh My Buddha, I'm sick of been here, but I'm too lazy to find a real job,' can't stand been next to any Farm Fresh as they make the older ones look like the obnoxious and damaged, money-hungry gold-diggers they are.

Bert and Ernie of Seaseme Street go straight to Pattaya and for a bit of female companionship and the boom-boom that comes with it:

Ernie - "Bert, if you're bringing a girl to the hotel tonight, make sure she has some ID. If the hotel catch you with an underage girl, you're gonna look like a right Garry Glitter."
Bert - "Quit your nattering and relax. I don't care if I bring back a farm fresh, just as long as the paparazzi don't spy on me here and try to ruin my chances of running for US president!"

by Chessymcchessyface February 21, 2018

fresh mayonnaise

an alternative to phrases like "cool beans," "awesome," and "radical"

used to describe something extremely okay by ultra hip millennials

"got those reports done my man? alright, fresh mayonnaise!"

by deeveeesss October 15, 2021

fresh trim

A good, new haircut

"Yo man that is a fresh trim! What grade is it on the sides?"

by OGliterate January 1, 2014