Freezer Ornament

Some terrible frozen food you bought in bulk from C****o. You tried it but hated it, so the rest sits forever in the back of your freezer because you couldn't bring yourself to throw it away.

A: "Are those soy sausage Pierogis too dried out to eat?"
B: "Yep, they're freezer ornaments."

by Schmerdtz November 7, 2021

Freezer Seat

A situation in which an individual sits on the toilet seat, and lets out an audible, "uhhh" due to the below freezing temperature of the toilet seat.

Rick: "Ill be back man, i gotta take a shit."
Tom: "Careful, i just went in the left stall and it was a wicked freezer seat."
Rick: "Duly Noted."

by Skeeter Beater April 29, 2010

Freezer

The freezer move is what bored hung-over guys do to their friends to make themselves laugh and feel better. The freezer move is best done when laying on opposite ends of the couch. You grab your buddy's ankles and pull them towards you while jamming your big toe as far up their ass as you can. This movement causes their arms to fly out and they freeze in that position with a shocked look on their face.

Everyone laughed when I gave Jim the freezer move.

by 1 Nut Master 1 April 24, 2017

freezer fag

a offensive term to describe a gay woman person who kinks/sexual desires are above and beyond but is hidden from other gays so they wont be shamed by the public. freezer is used in the context of more than closeted (hidden) and fag as the deroagtory term faggot.

girl 1: did you hear that justina has a thing for rainbow sex
girl 2: ew i didnt know she was a freezer fag

by Anita Max Wynn .. January 10, 2024

Industrial Freezer

coca cola espuma

CARBONATED WATER, HIGH FRUCTOSE CORN SYRUP, CARAMEL COLOR, PHOSPHORIC ACID, NATURAL FLAVORS, CAFFEINE.
CAFFEINE CONTENT: 57 mg/20 fl oz
P.Diddy was just a part of our imagination.

We do in fact consume copious amounts of coca cola from the Industrial Freezer.

by jamez_ November 30, 2023

freezer walk

The walk you have to make when getting out from underneath blankets to go get another one cause it's so damn cold

"My body went from 98.6 degrees to feeling like -5 after that freezer walk I just did"

by Jhenkel1104 January 3, 2015

Put it in the freezer

Similar to "putting this on the back burner", "adding this to the parking lot", or "taking this offline", this is used to tell someone that you are pausing the conversation and will be discussing it at a later date.

Tyson told the conference that he would put it in the freezer and would be thawing this topic out on our next call when we have gathered more info.

by Lpolloloco May 29, 2024