tard font

When you type on social media with mixed lettercases-uppercase and lowercase: LiKe tHIs.

Andre is an a-hole.
"I know, he always types in TaRd FonT when he doesn't have a valid point."

by ts15210 October 29, 2018

A Fountain Pop

When a Female lets a Male insert an entire package of Mentos Mints. Into her Poopshoot followed by an entire Two Liter of Soda Pop. Causing an reaction in her rectum. The male proceeds to collect the exploding results inside a Styrofoam cup then drinks it.

Wow she has a nice ass. I think i need to mix me up A Fountain Pop

by This is complete billshit February 19, 2021

cum guzzling jiz fountain

A whore who loves to please their various partners with oral sex.

That skank hoe is a cum guzzling jiz fountain!

by nigganigga February 1, 2007

Chocolate Fountain

When you do a handstand while having diarrhea.

George: I’m bouta give my girl the chocolate fountain treatment tonight wish me luck.

John: What the fuck is wrong with you?

by JJ Charlemagne September 8, 2020

fontrum

The situation in which one is a third party observer to a so greatly embarrassing situation that the observer is uncomfortable.

1)Watching movies like Meet the parents can be a fontrum. It goes so bad for Greg that you feel uncomfortable.

by BrockIII September 22, 2005

fontanoon

to pass gas in while lounging in the bathe tub and bite the arising bubbles

by Bridget the midget September 13, 2003

C-Font

The ghetto nickname for Chalfont. A small ass town in Pennsylvania.

Guy: I live in C-Font.
Girl: Holy Shit!
Guy: Oh, i know.
Girl: I now think you're awesome because you live in someplace that i've never heard of and makes you sound ghetto!

by Ean January 28, 2006