Boneless cake mixer

First you put cake ingredients into a girls vagina such as milk and eggs, then you grad a cake mixer mix all that shit in her vagina until no bubbles form. Then you lay plastic rap on her vagina and grab a hair dryer and bake the cake with it. Once the cake looks done on her vagina, take a large shit in her mouth and eat the cake with her pubic hair. Bone appetite

Dude I was so horny, I gave taquanisha the Boneless cake mixer

by YaBoiVaginaMu$tarD January 25, 2021

Amish Dough Mixer

Anally insert three raw eggs with shells on, ten double-fistfuls of flower, and yeast from the infection of a black hooker, then double fist the person with the ingredients inside, making sure to alternate for 30 minutes.

The Amish Dough Mixer is the key to the delicious flavor of our baked bread.

by Amish Cooking Recipes October 19, 2025

boys dorm cement mixer

When a common bathroom toilet is clogged and people keep shitting in it until it can’t be plunged and the shit turns rock hard.

Call maintenance, we have another boys dorm cement mixer in stall 3.

by Boysdormstaff January 25, 2020

Wigan Pie Mixer

During the act of intercourse the male will insert the remnants of Galloways pies into the females anal cavity and use his erect member to mix it up inside of the woman while repeating the phrase “I’m hungry me” in a wigan accent

“Did ya hear abart Jen?”
“Nay, whats happened to ‘er?”

“‘Er fellas gone n’ done the Wigan Pie Mixer on ‘er.”
“Thats brutal tha’”

by stalecumeater October 17, 2025

Gender Mixer

It's a name for straight/homophobic people basically.

"Go away, you Gender Mixer!"

by Raven_Darkheart-XD November 6, 2025

semen mixer

A Gay Pride fund-raising party or charity gala, where donations typically derive from wealthy, older gay men who attend in order to prey on the younger, poorer ones.

Only superficially resembling a party, these events tend more to emphasize social networking and jockeying for position within the local community. As the term implies, these events are often given over-the-top sexualized themes, if only to attract many attendees while simultaneously distracting them from the fact that there's no actual partying or sex going on.

The opposite of a semen mixer is a bachanal.

That party we'd heard about turned out to just be a semen mixer. It was like a box social from the 1930's combined with a women's sewing circle. We just left early and rented a movie instead.

by Limbo Fox August 7, 2011

Cement Mixer

When a man slides his erect penis inside a woman's vagina to full length and begins to rotate his hips in a 360 degree circle, essentially stirring the juices inside her. Centrifugal force causes the penis to shift in in the opposite direction of the rotation. This is best done without a condom however, as the centrifugal friction may cause the condom to shift and/or break. You've been warned!

I attempted the "cement mixer" whilst my lady was cumming and she flooded the bed! Thank god the sheets weren't high thread count!!

by CriscoShortnin May 29, 2021