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Boneless cake mixer

First you put cake ingredients into a girls vagina such as milk and eggs, then you grad a cake mixer mix all that shit in her vagina until no bubbles form. Then you lay plastic rap on her vagina and grab a hair dryer and bake the cake with it. Once the cake looks done on her vagina, take a large shit in her mouth and eat the cake with her pubic hair. Bone appetite
Dude I was so horny, I gave taquanisha the Boneless cake mixer
by YaBoiVaginaMu$tarD January 25, 2021
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neil mixer

Neil Mixer likes boobs, Long walks on the beach and chasing after people's trucks when they are trying to drive away from him. his main catch phrase is "HI IM NEIL"
person one : Dude look at that bitches tittays
person two: Don't be such a Neil mixer
by queenoffarts November 2, 2014
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meat mixer

A social event consisting mostly of guys.
Danny’s party sucked, it was just a meat mixer.
by Willy McD November 27, 2020
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Slovenian Mixer

The Slovenian Mixer is when you piss in a girl's gaping asshole and then drop a load into that and then proceed to combine the piss with your pieces of chunky poo and drink the mixture like a soup. You can also use cum if you don't have any piss saved up or if you feel extra edgy. Please note this won't work if your shit is creamy.
It took a lot of convincing, but Jessica finally let me give her a Slovenian Mixer last night. I still have some saved in a glass!
by stereotypicallama June 27, 2024
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PopCorn Mixers

When there's drama they are settled with the Pop Corn ready to watch. They are never active in the drama but they always know whats going on. They just like to sit back and watch. They also hate Cupcake Mixers
by Steph Pinnock April 28, 2018
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boys dorm cement mixer

When a common bathroom toilet is clogged and people keep shitting in it until it can’t be plunged and the shit turns rock hard.
Call maintenance, we have another boys dorm cement mixer in stall 3.
by Boysdormstaff January 25, 2020
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Amish Dough Mixer

Anally insert three raw eggs with shells on, ten double-fistfuls of flower, and yeast from the infection of a black hooker, then double fist the person with the ingredients inside, making sure to alternate for 30 minutes.
The Amish Dough Mixer is the key to the delicious flavor of our baked bread.
by Amish Cooking Recipes October 19, 2025
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