Mad tv

The show that will be playing on a non-stop loop for eternity when you get to Hell.

Satan: "Welcome to Hell! Sit your ass down and watch MAD TV for the rest of eternity! Muahahahahah!!!!!!"

by Hank McDizzleson January 18, 2009

trash tv

TV programmes of the worst quality

This show is nothing but a trash TV show.

by mogbrigb November 15, 2015

daytime tv

EVIL, what the house-wives watch, clearly the reason for the brainwashed people in this country.

infomericals on daytime tv make me feel fat.

by stray April 16, 2004

reality TV

A really stupid idea those fuckshots from FOX decided to develop.

Guy #1: Did you see that new reality TV show on Fox last night?
Guy #2: Uhh..no, it looked too gay. Besides, jumping off a skyscraper for 200 bucks isn't reality...IT'S A FUCKING GAME SHOW!
Guy #1: Survivor doesn't have that!
Guy #2: Survivor was an excuse of a TV show. They interviewed a bunch of fucks on nation TV, turned them against each other, and then gave the winner money. GAME. SHOW.
Guy #3: Yea, and besides, they starved themselves. We're doing a hella great job of making sure our youth aren't becoming anorexic or bulemic aren't we?
Guys #1&2: Where the fuck did you come from? How did you get in?? Get the fuck outta our house!

by Hextacy July 5, 2006

Tv Software

Any computer software seen on TV shows (such as NCIS or CSI) that can seamlessly and instantly connect different, unrelated systems that would never integrate in the real world to find an answer to a problem.

I wish I had some TV software to help me figure out what is wrong with this stupid computer.

by Saw_Dusted October 28, 2010

TV Series

A way to incapacitate a human for about 5 days.

Steve decided to watch an entire TV series on Netflix. It's been a week, and he just stopped watching

by Nintendium-chan November 14, 2014

TV parking

A parking spot you don’t have to look for, much like on TV and in movie were you never see anyone waste time looking for a spot there just always happened to be one right as they pull in.

Hey Look a space by the door, it's TV parking

by Rinne C December 22, 2007