clean slate fonzarelli

when you take a huge shit and go to wipe but then a sense of purpose, accomplishment and confidence strikes you that is so powerful that you refrain from tearing even one measley safety square of paper because you know, you just know that the shit came out so perfectly and that your rectum dispensed with that happy turd so well that there is absolutely no need to wipe at all. You just put your thumbs up and let out an "aaaayyyyy", like Fonzi would, because you are so impressed with yourself and everyone else should be too. Because who else could do something that great besides you, and Fonzi, of course.

Ok ok, I understand you want me to eat your asshole out. But I've gotta tell you that unless you have one great clean slate Fonzarelli I'm not doin it. That hole of yours better be spic and span or I'm not eatin it.

by motoboat September 25, 2010

Jane Fonda

Someone who will always watch out for you, and have your back. Particularly made evident in the movie Georgia Rule whereby Jane Fonda attacked Lindsay Lohan's rapist with a baseball bat.

She went Jane Fonda on your ass

by elleybelly92 May 28, 2010

COSIMO FONTANA

the italian goat who lives in australia with his loving parents justin and brooke norris. best friend and boyfriend of james charles and hannah montanah.

cosimo fontana is not the goat

by unknowncool December 7, 2020

jane fonda

it means stuped

you are so jane fonda

by uetcwyierutr8b1 3 8y53yw89pc February 15, 2017

Fontanna

The most gorgeous woman in the world! If you dont think so you are probably just jealus and you should go hang you're self. I would do anyting for her, i would never leave her side because she is my best friend

that woman is gorgeous, her name must be Fontanna

by FTFU February 4, 2010

jane fonda

Taking a fat dump. Usually refers to a dump that is explosive, or runny. Noise and a deep senses of accomplishment and refreshment often accompany a Jane Fonda.

-"Dude! It smells in the bathroom!"
-"Oh, sorry man. I just did the Jane Fonda."

"Man, that IU student totally smells like he did the Jane Fonda in his pants!"

by sdaddy84 March 26, 2008

Fonman

a fake last name that a select number of people think is real. it can only be thought of when two girls get bored one night and feel the dire need to combine their last names.

WTF?! Fonman isn't a real last name?

by fonman April 10, 2008