flump

adj. sad; depressed; unhappy in any way

n. someone who is very sad or depressed

adj. I'm feeling kind of flump. I think I will go kill myself.

n. Look at that poor flump. He should go kill himself.

by JacobLevan December 9, 2008

Flump

The act of collapsing onto something or someone like a sad, jiggly, shoved over serving of jello.

Person #1: I'm gonna flump on you now.
Person #2: Oh god no...
Person #1: *getting closer* I'm gonna do it
Person #2 doN'T YOU FUCKING DA-
Person #1: *flumps onto person #2) I did it.
Person #2 *flailing like an aggressive kitten* GOD FUCKING DAMNIT!!

by Zodozer October 22, 2015

Flump

The act of

Fucking
Licking
Umbilicus
Masturbation
Pelting

Dude last night I gave my GF some Flump.

by Rick Suncurve June 6, 2018

Flump

A person who can be friendly but is annoying

"If you are mean and scam you are a flump

by Flempling December 6, 2020

Flump

Totally screwed up;not right. Not following justice. Said by Michael on Zoey 101.

Every woman ever: Im going to treat girls better than you.
Men: That's totally flump!

by Butt-Face Magee August 22, 2018

Flump

When a very fat person trips over and goes splat on the floor and can't get up

Me and my friend when to McDonald's she tripped over the chair leg and flumped on the floor

by Pickledonion June 26, 2021

flump lord

fucking gay and depressed

you flump lord

by flump lord 88 November 14, 2016