thomas fletcher-tomlinson

Has a husband named Josh and together they have a child called Ugandan knuckles. Also has large penis and incredibly muscular....⚡

"Jeez Thomas Fletcher-Tomlinson, he's fast and big...⚡"

by Ugandan knuckles aka CrazyTaft February 18, 2018

hannah fletcher

She is fiery, sweet, sexy, and sexy. She can light up your world like nothing you've ever seen. She can turn anything you say into something sexual.

Hannah fletcher is so sweet and sexy like a cupcake.

by Pippy long stocking July 18, 2016

fletcher

A grade A cunt who's short and aggressive but a good friend 90% of the time, be weary of him

Fletcher really had my back by defending me against those rumors even tho he started the rumors

by Your blood brother March 7, 2020

Fletcher's law

On a left-wing social media circle, as the conversation continues, the likelihood of capitalism being blamed - regardless of the problem at hand - approaches 1. Named after Fletcher, the dude in the group chat who based his ideology off of an overrated anime.

"I was on Tumblr and this one person decided to blame capitalism for the higher male suicide rate."
"Yup, that's Fletcher's Law."

by Light the Shinigami May 31, 2020

fletchered

When you fuck a relationship with a girl

I like this girl but I think I Fletchered it

by Jesussandalsss September 11, 2020

Fletcher

Fletcher is one of the best people to be friends with. They usually have long blonde hair, likes mythical creatures such as dragons and goblins, and is overall one of the nicest people on earth. If a girl falls for a fletcher, there is no getting them back. So be careful about that. Fletchers can also be a bit weird and pervy. But they're great to hang out with. If a fletcher is your friend, you are very lucky. If a fletcher loves you, never let him go.

Person 1: look, its fletcher!
Person 2: wow, he's so cool! We should ask if we can hang out with him.
Person 1: alright come on! Let's go ask!

by Jimmybob2015 September 26, 2020

Pulling a Fletcher

Faking an injury in order to not be bested by someone younger and more skilled than you. This is the most shameful way of faking an injury and is practiced routinely by PolySci majors who run Cross-Country.

Ryan: Oh my God I think I broke my ankle!
Cody: Are you sure you're not just "Pulling a Fletcher" so that you don't look bad when you lose the race?
Ryan: Of course not! Look, you can see the bone!
Cody: You don't even sound believable.

by Mr. Drewpeacock January 18, 2012