I wanted a cold one after work, so I went to the morgue and found a sexy dead woman, came in her pussy, and sucked it out, and then went to have a beer. The mortician called me a sick ass felching necropheliac.
by Dirty...Dirty February 15, 2010
The sexual act of two or more people excreting semen from a human orifice onto each other in a contest type fashion.
Man that orgy last night got messy, it erupted into a mass felch fight after my wife dropped a felch over an unsuspecting participant!
by bluedenimpseudonym June 25, 2010
Similar to felching except of using a straw you cut the two ends off a twizzler and use that to suck the semen from any human oriface eg. anus, vagina. After you must consume the twizzler with your partner.
FelchingJelly Felching
by Sal boeski + Eed Steedly December 08, 2013
Dude I shot a load in that girls ass and then this other girl sucked it out and spit it in her mouth. It was a total Felch Balling.
by Cujo1809 March 01, 2011
(1) verb. The act of farting ejaculate (or other substances mixed with ejaculate) out of the anus in which they were deposited.
See Felch
See Felch
by Doccy October 26, 2008
Someone who steals felch from a gay man's ass; by either licking or sucking the orifice dry. Afterwards, the thief gargles the felch until regurgitating it back into the orifice, only to steal it again.
That felch burglar is stealing it again!
by LoneRanger September 21, 2006
A felching session is the act of either ejaculating into your partners rectum, then using a straw to suck it out, or, sticking a gerbil in your partners ass.
by 2nd Seal November 24, 2003