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Fat Stanley

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A large male who denies he's fat despite all evidence to the contrary. Characterized by multiple chins, balloon like hands, slurred speech, a disproportionate head, and constant waistband adjustments. However, unlike "flat stanley", Fat Stanley never likes to be photographed, is too large to travel, and can always be photographed at home on his couch, sipping scotch and eating handfuls of nuts thinking he's losing weight.
Chris "Hey man, Bill thinks he's looking good these days. He told me he lost five pounds."

Paul "That fat fuck must of found 10 more because he's a total Fat Stanley".
by Double Check January 15, 2010
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Fat Sack of Shit

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That fat sack of shit just plays videogames all game long.
by beanerinotaco34 January 29, 2009
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fat strat

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A Fender Stratocaster that has an HSS pickup configuration (humbucker in the bridge position and single-coils in the middle and neck positions)
I had a picture of Kurt Cobain playing a fat strat.
by Erickh4 May 30, 2006
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fat service

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"yo, in my room i dont get no fat service."
by flemgem November 7, 2007
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Fat Screen Tv

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a 32-inch or bigger tube style television, you know the one that your parents are still trying to buy at WalMart
Ritchie: hey i heard you got a 50 inch tv?!

Sadie: Yeah.

Ritchie: You should invite me over so and we could... watch it?

Sadie: Umm..... its a fat screen tv

Ritchie: Fail.
by McRitchie September 30, 2009
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fat simon

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Someone who is fat beyond belief. Usually have no manners, rate their burps and eat with their mouths open
God he is a right fat simon!
by carl sancto February 9, 2008
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Obese woman/man Who likes to fuck A lot.
Last night i fucked this big fat slut with a whiskey bottle and it wasn't the skinny end.
by Rumblefish October 15, 2007
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