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facist

Noun: Someone who discriminates people with different faces from theirs, much like racism, but with faces.
Adjective: Discriminating people with different faces from the person being facist. Again, much like racism.

Also this is not how you spell fascist.
Person A: Her face looks like shit. I'm not inviting her over to any of my events.
Person B: Hey, that's facist! You're a facist!
Person C: Did I hear Person A was a fascist?
Person B: No no no, FACIST. Not FASCIST.
Person C: Oh. My bad.
by Hibot3000 May 14, 2017
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Teh Fascist

A annoying bossy controlling person, like a girlfriend. She can be really hot but controlling and makes you do anything or she'll break up with you. A dictator.
"You're girlfriend made you wear that? Shes Teh Fascist.
by verbervfs September 4, 2006
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festive fascist

festive fascists are there to inflict their yobbish good time on everyone, unlucky enough to be in their proximity, they will put their arms around you and will not leave until you have satisfied them that you're having fun.
festive fascist: it's christmas, moon that butt everyone, yeah

victim: no, that's disgusting, this is a church

festive fascist: but it's christmas, you fuck, wooooooo, show us your tits, haha

victim: i'm calling the police
by billylom88 December 28, 2011
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Faucist

Our faucist government is working against the people when it comes to health care and economy.
by MeWebster July 18, 2021
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envio-fascist

A) People who radically care about the current condition and outcome of the planet Earth.

B) People who wish to combat pollution, global warming, toxic chemicals, and the use of non-renewable resources;

Envio-Fascists can be seen daily recycling, cleaning up debris from the roadside and/or (but not limited to) beaches, rivers, and forrests.
They often use every ounce of their energy spreading their ideals of protecting our planet, and get angry when you litter.
(they may also support Al Gore)

See also treehugger
Yeah i know that kid...he's an Envio-Fascist
by Tree-Limb May 15, 2007
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Fascist

A bunch of burgoise really abusing the Proletarians, like Stalinist communism (which is nothing but a big sell out of the Proletarians to the Burgoise) and Laissez Faire only one thousands times worse. Thank god we kicked their asses in WWII. Also, most are racists and imperialists. The PATRIOT act is trying to revive this.
Bush is a fascist, not Robert Heinlein.
by Catholiccommunist April 26, 2006
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FAcist

Someone who believes in a totalitarian state rule aby a supreme leader (dictator) who treats people harshly for their own sucess. The dictators are invariable rich older men who have secret police and ure guerilla tatics to suppress the populus. They are mean, evil, racists who believe they are better thatn others.
Hitler - use Nazi sympathisers as "police" and intended to wipe out Jew as believed wrongly that he was more important and better than them. Treated people badly, used malicious propaganda.
by Redeemer The Vengence Taker January 5, 2005
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