extreme skiing

Aside from skiing on regular slopes such as beginner, intermediate, or advanced slopes, or most of you may know them as green circles, blue squares, and black diamonds. There is however a higher level of skiing that most people do not often talk about it is called, "Extreme Skiing." Extreme Skiing is an extremely (excuse the pun) dangerous sport the reason for this is because the slopes have unmarked trees, roots, rocks, and even cliffs that could range anywhere from 3-5 feet to as big as a 210 foot cliff. An extreme skier is someone who puts his life on the line for pure exeleration purposes only! DO NOT TRY EXTREME SKIING UNLESS YOU ARE AN EXPERT SKIER AND YOU ARE WILLING TO TAKE YOUR OWN LIFE IN YOUR HANDS SKIING! However, if you are an expert skier and are willing to risk your life I would say go for it because it is a lot fun just be careful on the slopes!

go to youtube and type in "extreme ski" , "extreme skiing" , or " extreme snowboarding". Skiing takes a life time to master and some have even gave their own lives to the sport. So just remember that ANYONE who is on the extreme slopes is putting their own life at risk. Even an olympic skier like Shane Mcconkey died extreme skiing, Shane was with out a doubt one of the best skiers of all time and even he lost his life. BE CAREFUL!

by ThrillSeeker/ExtremeSkier January 2, 2012

extreme motherfuckin

mother fuckin to the extreme!

Emily.. you extreme motherfuckin albino!

by Extreme Motherfuckin TaTa March 8, 2009

eXtreme pilot

The god of all that's been ever created (and will be).
He is YOUR god. He OWNS you. he owns EVERYBODY. Don't mess with him.
he teh pwner of tiz world.

tis be eXtreme pilot? hez got teh mad skillz, baby! fo' shizzle!

by eXtreme pilot September 7, 2004

extreme bulldozer

while having sex with a chick doggy style on a rug/carpet etc. push her arms out from under her and push her face across the said rug/carpet while making bulldozer noises. If you so choose you can have races with other couples.

Betty has the worst rugburn on her face from that extreme bulldozer Bob gave her last night.

by Sovisa July 24, 2006

extreme sports

Highly over-publicized activities that at least half the time are undertaken or discussed by otherwise boring people in a desperate attempt to seem interesting. Posers are extraordinarily abundant, especially inThe Heartland. After all, how the hell does some kid in Nebraska go surfing, or rock-climbing in Iowa?

The purchased experiences of white-water rafting and bungee jumping gave Ned a sense that he was not a vanilla, SUV-driving corporate automaton, but a wild and crazy alpha-male living his life on the edge!

by FunkyBumpkin April 29, 2005

extreme metalhead

a person who listens to the extreme forms of metal ...death metal and black metal normally..and has all the other traits of a metalhead..metal is a religion for him/her and he doesn't give a fuck about what other people think..for example black metal is charaterised by its anti-religion,satanic nature..and extreme metalhead should not be confused with extreme headbanging..but with extreme forms of metal i.e. death and black metal

extreme metalhead likes
true death metal-behemoth,nile,deicide

fake death metal-six feet under

true black metal-immortal,bathory,darkthrone

fake black metal-cradle of filth,dimmu borgir

by hellraiser May 22, 2006

extreme kyaking

n. Derived from "Harold and Kumar Go to White Castle" Possibly the greatest ploy to make fun of the culture of teenage poser punks in any movie ever.

n. Using a kyak in a 7-Eleven aisle

Extreme Punk 1: Extreme kyaking!
*performs stunt*
Extreme Punk 2: On a scale of one to ten, one being not-so-extreme and ten being extremely-extreme, I'd give that a NINE POINT FIVE!
Extreme Punks: (in unison) EXTREME!

by The Movie King September 11, 2006