Ewan

Best forex trader in the world.

Mr Racking

He is built different.

Omg there is Ewan the best forex trader alive!

by fuckitlollll November 23, 2021

ewan innes

Ewan Innes is the fattest human being on earth and is a ugly lookin person. Too bad his will was left behind because its the skinniest thing youll ever see.
Your sincerely my donkey

Ewan innes is my bowling ball tonight.
Stike after strike with the size of him.

by My nan spoon January 15, 2018

Ewan

Ewan is a smelly guy who likes young boys. He loves giving blowjobs to minors. A known paedophile to the whole of England.

He is also quite sexy and has a massive penis.

Ewan- meow meow meow prrrr prrrr

by buttahdawg December 1, 2023

Ewan

A tall man who likes to watch gay porn and has very small ears

Oh looks it's that Ewan

by Kickflip3 October 9, 2019

Ewan

He has a huge thing down there and is very cute and sexy! All the girls r after him !!

Dang! Your boyfriend is a Ewan your so lucky

by Ethan hayyyy November 24, 2021

Ewan

Some steamy 13 year old squeker that likes to sell avon to you. He sometimes tries to get you in his white van saying that there is even more avon there, to then take you to his shed or basement. In there he will earrape you and feed you freshly hunted avon from the wilds, destroying many generations of avon families. Once he is done earraping the flap out of you he lets you watch some flapkuts also known as the humpback whale named steven. Steven is very ugly btw

1. Avon. 2. White van. 3. Blackout. 4. Complete earrape and more avon. 5. Some random things.
Ewan: i has avon for you in my white van.

You: no thx.
Ewan: GET IN THE VAN

by Advanced Derp May 9, 2017

Ewan Cowan

secret shemale

you're such a Ewan Cowan

by dababycarsuperchad6969 April 26, 2021