Evan

is a SEX GOD, if u every sex him, he will sex u right back. Down for anything except GAY SHIT. he has a small penis but makes due, pretends is huge for the girls, not guys cuz he's not gay at all. He is so against gays that he could be known as hitler to gay people. BOOM BOOM BOOM. Evan likes SEX, wants it very bad #virgin. Evan likes playing tonsil hockey

Evan loves sex with everyone except GUYs he HATES gay people

by NOTTHEREALEVAN#SEXGOD February 5, 2019

Evan

A half black guy that enjoys giving hand jobs in the parking lot of any family restaurant. This type of person acts high and mighty but crys them self to sleep while masturbating every night. If you are ever in the presence of one leave immediately or you may become infected with AIDS.

Evan is a fag

by Phill Davis December 31, 2011

Evans

The maker of the Highest Quality drumheads available.

Person: My crap drusm ring out WAY too much!

Person 2: Throw some Evans Onyx skins on there!

by v ReacTiioN July 5, 2009

Evan

He is completely stupid and probably has an IQ of 0.

He’s so stupid what’s his name

He must be Evan

by Jumpscare200 October 5, 2020

Evans

An underground tree which blooms once every decade. Only the Evans moth feeds off the nectar. It has brown flowers

The fish swam into a cave until it was out of water and dying. Its last view was at the beautiful evans tree.

by Charlie Antelop June 11, 2006

Evan

All around average. Average-height, average-looking...
generally from a small town, striving for a new identity as more southern than already perceived.
1) usually attracted to tall blond girls ~ 5'10.5''
2) loves to twerk
3) not good at basketball
4) 'former ginger'

"Yo, wasn't that blond boy's hair red just last week?"
"He pulled an evan."

"Look there's the 'one-who-must-not-be-named!"
"Quick, check that bush for an evan! I'm sure there's one hiding somewhere around here."

by yoursMB March 24, 2013

Evan

A kid who gets really triggered easily playing video games and when he's wrong. (Probably triggered reading this) and has been Spiderman fo Halloween at least three times. Basically he is basic. But hey, at least he doesnt play fortnite.

Kid: Evan I believe that you answered the question wrong
Evan: no I didnt,

Also Evan: realizes mistake
Also Evan: Screw you

by TheDefinitioner54 October 24, 2019