Evan

Evan is the type of guy that seems innocent but is not, he can make you the happiest person or break your heart into a million pieces. He can easily deceive you with his quiet personality.

Evan is a piece of shit.

Evan by Lilwhitegurl February 19, 2019

Evan

roses are red
violets are blue
i love sussus amogus
and you do too

Evan seven klaas oot oot oot

Evan by boogafromfortnite April 3, 2021

Evan

a majorly hot player. and epic douche who will tell a girl anything, just to get in her pants.

Girl 1: hes a man slut
Girl 2: thats evan for you

Evan by ihatered October 2, 2011

Evan

Evan a fucking faggot listens to irrelevant songs and is irrelevant like him self shows his dick pics to boys and sucks Justin Bieber’s cock all day. Says nigger when he is white tries to act like a hood man when he’s a waste man 🤣🤣

Look he’s Evan

Evan by TTv_nigger May 12, 2019

Evan

To complusivly lie about something unnecessary.

"did you hear that?"
yeah, such an evan

Evan by yeah yeah yeah 3597832495 February 16, 2009

Evan

Quite simply put, the epitome of awkward. He has a strange egg shaped head, talks a great deal about cars, his dogs, and how many shots he takes when he drinks. Its possible that he has reached his twenties and never had coitus, let alone have a serious relationship with a girl. In large social situations, he often spends time with a look confusion painted upon his egg shaped face and keeps to himself, only entering the conversation when the topic of cars arises. It is quite likely that he suffers from small dick syndrome, but remember girls, its not the size of the boat that matters, but the motion of the ocean.

Have you seen Evan lately?

Yes. That boy was so awkward I would rather sit through a 2 hour detailed conversation on the likes and dislikes of my parents sexual preferences then sit next to him again.

It was that bad?

I went into the situation with my highest expectation of the night being ok. My expectations were sadly low, and I was still disappointed. He was so disinterested I am beginning to think he just likes boys.

Evan by Jetta Hater July 5, 2010

Evan

To be the best at everything they do and to be so strong not even the stronger person in the world can beat them

Evan is so dope

Evan by Evan yo February 9, 2017